warrington can beat st helens

Saints will score less tries and possibly not as many games now they're missing cunningham's barge

The albert goldthorpe rankings seen like a bit of a con

We're expanding the stadium

Some women have computers in the kitchen, or at least mobile internet (but no sense of humour)

Salford's coaching staff is low on numbers

They DON'T always give you antibiotics for an abcess.

Daryl goulding is a bit .

Big issue salesmen need to learn more about competitive spacing on a busy street.

Eastmond is rubbish.

So are Wigan

... They couldn`t even beat a side that had flown half way round the world and hadn`t played a competetive game, they had home advantage, they had the ultras backing them and they still lost.

I still don't have a maserati

RU will eventually eat all RL has to offer

Having a moustache sucks

My horse is too high

The Irish play cricket

My kittens are little poophouses

CK ONE doesn't mask cat pee

St George Illawara are apparently unbeatable because Wigan couldn't beat them

JWP isn't dead

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit (what sarcasm has to do with a crusaders half backs form love knows)?

And I wouldn't be bothered if Matt King left at the end of the season........as long as we replaced him with Brett Morris....like thats gonna happen

A bit harsh IMO. St. George-Illawara were awesome.

Susanna Reid likes to be spanked, whilst wearing very little

Singing is the lowest form of communication - Homer Simpson

Don`t let the Wigan fans know that, just play it down

I've learned that Saints fans apparently cba to pay £4 to get to Widnes but have no problem paying £40 on booze and watching it in the pub.

Oh yeah, Wigan are sh*t! Couldn't even beat a gash team that had flown halfway around the world 6 days before the big game, had little preperation, lost their coach and thought of the game as a friendly!!!

Better?

As soon as Wigan lose a game that they've been bigging up for months, it is deemed a "friendly"

JD rocket should never try to argue with Sally.

I know several people who have gone very quiet after sucking their teeth regarding Matt King "I had that, took me 18 months ..."

The news says the common drug of choice is Charlie Sheen, but you can't buy a bag anywhere.

Lord Voldemort DID cut his nose off to spite his face. It's just everyone is scared to tell him.

More people left the WCC early that attended the Saturday televised game.

Mr Abramovich learned that there's no returns policy on faulty goods bought in the January sales.

I was startled by how much joy I got from Sam T blubbing.

There is a Czechoslovakian rugby league competition, and there is a team called the mad red squirrels.

They are now my second favourite team.

I dont look good in womens clothes.

When management tell you that "It's just a re-organisation, there will be no job losses", they're telling porkies.

Jammer has got the biggest titty lip in the whole wide world.

Briers is ace (still !)

It's possible to walk away from a rugby league ground with a 20 ft x 10 ft scoreboard weighing 1/2 a ton quite easily.

They are of course sponsored by Eric France, scrap dealer. Might just be worth a look.

some people think Day v Lately was a real DJ from the early 90's trance scene.

he is hes the son of the late JR Hartley

Well, if he isn't that actor is rubbish.

Anyway, if you wanted some random song from years ago I've got one word for you - iTunes. Or, illegal downloads. Either way it's got to be easier than wandering around the maggot ridden cess pit that is the East End of London.

Al-Saadi al-Gaddafi (Son of the Colnel Gaddafi) Played in Serie A for Udinese

S.A Taxi drivers shoot each other

Brett Morris is a heck of a lot faster than I realised

Michael Weyman is a polite man

St Helens and Widnes smell the same

Gaddafi's other son is called Saif

innit blood

1. Watching Nick Jr with the kids is bearable when that bird from Dancing On Ice is presenting.
2. They cannot build the second Widnes/Runcorn bridge fast enough, the traffic in the morning is a joke!!!
3. No-one watches the RL varsity match.