Now I know song ideas end up derailing on this forum but I actually think we need a deccent new one after listening to the new 'warrington youth ultras'

(sorry that made me laugh) trying to get one started the other day. Terrible.

Now I don't claim to be a lyric genius but i took this tune from Uniteds 'southstanders' song and came up with this:


Clarkey Mentioned to Tony,
Have you heard of the Wigan Birgantes?
Can't say I have, who are they?
I've heard of the Barmy...Army!

BARMY ARMY!!

Short, concise, free from foul and abuse language (stewards will love that) and above all I'm quite proud of it

Does anyone else have any ideas? I might go and take shelter

I didn't think this week could get any worse

Wigan could've wo..... oh wait

Seeing as the Saints fans seem to be completly obsessed with it being our year, even though they've not won a trophy for a few, maybe we could sing one of these in a couple of weeks at the 'nearly finished' stadium if we beat Hull......

'Its always your year,
Its always your yeeeeeeeaaaar,
Just like the last 5,
Its always your year.

or

You've lost it 5 times,
You've lost it 5 tiiiiimmmesss,
Grand Final Failures,
You've lost it 5 times.

No...... didn't think so..... I'll get my coat.

no, I like it.

Quote ="moving on..." Clarkey Mentioned to Tony, Have you heard of the Wigan Birgantes? Can't say I have, who are they? '" Not a clue pal I've heard of these www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZm-0cl ... plpp_video Shamelessly lifted from Block 111 in Glasgow. Well it is a Wigan Pier classic. Be made up if you name drop us in one of your chants though. We don't even do that ourselves yet

Quote ="moving on..." Clarkey Mentioned to Tony, Have you heard of the Wigan Birgantes? Can't say I have, who are they? '" Not a clue pal I've heard of these www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZm-0cl ... plpp_video Shamelessly lifted from Block 111 in Glasgow. Well it is a Wigan Pier classic. Be made up if you name drop us in one of your chants though. We don't even do that ourselves yet

no can't say I've ever seen them. I know... must cant confusing having to remember words to songs

It's Stretford Enders not southstanders, and Liverpool originally sang it "iv heard of the Annie road - aggro.

And I must say your attempt is pretty bad

We sing something similar to Saints when we play them, especially at Langtree Park on Good Friday, it quite simply goes:

5 times in a row,
5 times in a rowwwwwwww,
You f***ing lost it,
5 times in row!

But everyone has to raise their hand whilst singing for more of an effect

Youve sang it wrong all year then, its "bottled it"

The entire "Ultras" songbook currently spreading in England - including at Wire - has been lifted from block 111 in Glasgow.

As for that version of the 'Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly' chant - absolutely diabolical.

United love to claim Bertie Mee, it was sang on the Kop in the late 70s!!!

Moving on's version is pretty awful, I dont even see how it would fit

Grimsby used to sing the exact same version as Liverpool, but with "Grimsby aggro" at the end.

Loads of teams had/have a version, but moving on's is not good.

Quote ="Jimmy Birts Lives On"Not a clue pal I've heard of these www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZm-0cl ... plpp_video Shamelessly lifted from Block 111 in Glasgow. Well it is a Wigan Pier classic. Be made up if you name drop us in one of your chants though. We don't even do that ourselves yet'" Naughty

Quote ="Jimmy Birts Lives On"Not a clue pal I've heard of these www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZm-0cl ... plpp_video Shamelessly lifted from Block 111 in Glasgow. Well it is a Wigan Pier classic. Be made up if you name drop us in one of your chants though. We don't even do that ourselves yet'" Naughty

Keeping me nut daaaaan..... I do love playing away

To The tune of "Brown Girl In The Ring"

5 times in a row tra la la la la
you lost it
5 times in a row tra la la la la


Bit more funkier with an Urban 70's feel

i sometimes wish i had no eyes

New Chant for Chris Hill...

To the tune of Monster by The Automatic:

Whos that? F*ckin Hell its Chris Hill and hes a monster, and hes a monster!

Repeat and Repeat!

But you were wrong weren’t you?

Bored, and need to drag Wire back to the present day…. hows about - (To ‘Mumford & Sons’ Little Lion Man)

Weep Little Saints fan, you’re slow singings come to nought;
Weep Little Saints fan, your just not as good as you thought;
It was all your fault, not mine;
It was Wire who crossed the line;
You really 'messed' (*) it up this time;
You gotta buy the beer….. because It’s gonna be our year!


* - we know what word will get sung here, but mods wont allow it!

(never even took me coat off, let alone go and get it)

he wears a skull cap! a skull cap a skull cap
he is number 20, 20, 20
we signed him from leigh leigh leigh
he is chrissy hill hill hill
ohwoah ohwoah ohwoahhhhhhhhhhhh...you know the rest

du, du, du du du, du du du du, Chris Hill...

That's the best I've got...

I'm sure there was a Fletcher Enders song to this tune, but can't remember the words.

Worst I've ever seen on here, someone posted a version of 'Campione' but with the lyric:

'They say our days are numbered we're not famous any more,
but Cheshire rules the country like it's always done before'.

Brilliant thread this!





Do you have one to the tune of 'just can't get enough'?