[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2011/may/23/castleford-wakefield-rugby-league-kelnerFeet off the Net[/url please!

You still can't beat "We'll jag a win from St Helens" a few years back.
Cringeworthy

OT i still remember a great quote from stevo which went

This lad is just like you have eaten a tomato got on a train spat a seed out and watched the seed grow into a beutifull tomato plant

think he was refering to briers a few years ago i still remember it and laugh thinking WTF

Day 1 - We are going to remove the nails from Jon Clarke's feet.

Did that ever happen ??

One that I use at work to this very day:

Always do what you've always done - always get what you've always got

One of his best that one

I think it was Stevo who said something along the lines of

"He looks like he's just done a double twist summersault pike into a jam jar!"

when Jon wilkin broke his nose.

Best comment i ever heard was on sky. Think it was Stevo who said about Paul Rahihi. Hes a big lad that one. If you found him in bed with your wife youd tuck him in

sure it was barry mac

It was.

Some belters from PC last night.

"Laying the ball on the 50" - new one on me!

"he has stepped under him there"

And he tied himself in knots talking about Senior. At first he encouraged Senior to play on next year and made sense in saying you are along time retired and so should leave nothing on the field when you walk away. But then he urged caution in not chasing his career too far (in trying to outlast Paul Johnson and Sean Long) and said something like "it's one thing to come off the field having left nothing behind but he needs to ensure he has something left when he walks off" and then looked utterly confused as he realised his contradiction!

The last one was brilliant.

"You've got to come off the pitch having left everything on it, but make sure you've still got more in you than you left out there"

That was it, you remembered it better than me and it's even more confusing than my recollection of it. I love PC but he does crack me up at times!

I know, his analysis is usually pretty good, but some of the crap he comes out with is hilarious.

He even had a little chuckle after that one when he realised what he had said.

the worst one he came out with was when he was saying how special wigans defence is , i know he cant be biased on tv but to big up the enemy like that made my skin crawl lol

I have to admit, I'm getting a bit fed up of watching people roll over each other and Paul Cullen count to 8 every week.

Agreed, the clips with the timer just kept going on and on last night.

2 phrases he mentions alot "brains trust" and he went through a phase of saying "he's found his landing tackle" when player landed on front.

On BBC they have noble who always trots out
"need to bend there backs"
"it's important not to throw the baby out with the bath water"

That is a belter

I wish I'd a pound for everytime he said "Without a shadow of a doubt".

Stevo's overuse of the words, skill factor does my head in, not a good one to pull out the hat in a stevo drinking game, you get hammered.

The Momentum rule!!!

He called Gaz Carvell a 'Beef-cake' during the Leeds game

Stevo makes me laugh with "They've got numbers over on the the right hand side, He's gone the wrong way! That's a brilliant try!"
He says it every week, I would have thought he would have learned by now.

Stevo cannot go without saying "will they go for the one pointer" especially when it's Briers on the last.

I don't understand why teams don't go for the 1 more often, you get the ball back 6 more to go, especially last 10 mins, just as a time wasting tactic too.

Don't necessarily get the ball back - 4 points up, go for the 1, 5 points up. Short kick off, lose the ball grab and the opposition has 6 tackles starting on your 40 mtr line.

I wish that Cullen's analysis lasted a bit longer, I really enjoy having sides of the game that I don't appreciate explained to me.

Pity that last nights concentrated on Leeds failings rather than our success