help required, i'm looking for an alternative to this massive waste of money, i need to find an event or location (in this country) preferably a sporting event to go to where i will not be bombarded by visual images/talk of this total bag of shiyte.

suggestions please, what are other people doing?

I'm painting my house, by the time the ceremony starts I should have covered at least three big walls, come round and watch that dry with me if you want?

I'm gigging not far from yours that night mate !

I'm going to be working on what will probably be the busiest day of the year/working career for me.
Countless roads closed plus zone 1 at a stand still, fun fun fun.

Are you a Vicar?

A vicar?

Like a crystal ball reader with more credibilty, nah the only big man in the sky i believe in is Stelios

Ah, thought you were in charge of the ceremony then

Maybe watch grass grow, paint drying, snail watching.

Up the wall spider racing.

Hours of fun for the whole family.

Hyde Park - watch it on the big screens and soak up the atmosphere. (Weather permitting.)

I'm using it as an excuse to have some friends round. Few beers, BBQ, a laugh. We'll stick it on the TV and mock the rich people. Also, let's be honest about this, Middleton is well fit. Worth watching for that alone.

Reminiscing about working as a student at Thames Board Mills when Charlie and Di tied the knot. TRIPLE time and didnt have to watch it!

I might tee off on the first, trying to iron out this annoying slice I'm getting on my fairway irons. Then, may go out in the afternoon with Mrs G and G jnr in the afternoon, after seeing (for a couple of mins) if the new royal is looking hot (which I imagine, she will....I'm with you on that one, Redux).

No bothered either way about the royals, tbh. They've been lucky enough to be born into privillege, let them get on with it. Just makes me laugh, all the "working class hero" hatred towards anyone with money...just let 'em get on with it...there's bigger things to worry about in life.

I'm going to take the dog for a walk up Billinge Hill (Ahh the dog died 12 months ago).
I'll take the wife instead, if her new knee is up to it.

Cas v Leeds in the afternoon. Apart from that its BBC 2, Channel 4 or a whole host of other channels which wont be showing it.

No doubt a top gear all dayer on Dave.

Is there a difference?

Rouges taking the wife up the hill, there's a joke in that somewhere.

I will be watching it, What a great occasion, The Son of the peoples princess, the son of the heir to the throne. Elton John on keyboards, Marrying the new "peoples princess" oh lovely Kate.

get the bunting out

I'm going to throw a street party and get my union jack flags out.

You can't beat a good royal wedding... Shaws avenue, orford, for anyone that wants to attend.

Got these special

Well I for 1 will be working and have no interest whatsoever in this media-led publicity stunt. I, also, know nobody who is interested in this event. hopefully there will be no street parties and the pubs will be empty. Absolute waste of public funds dedicated to the most dysfunctional family in the country.

It might be a waste of public money but I very much doubt it's a publicity stunt. I think they actually are planning on getting married.

Of course it's a publicity stunt, safer option weatherwise would have been August.. country is in a financial mess, Afghanistan has gone all to cock, recession, depression and rising costs. I know lets have a royal wedding asap, that will cheer the public up.

Hope it pees down on the day, and these anarchists turn up wearing burkhas.

Right, quick thread digression, why exactly do you have this massive nark on your shoulder about everything? seriously in the 3 or so years you've been on here, you've complained moaned, slagged everything or everyone off, have a downer on the team and/or every player. Every post is negative????

Whats going on, why so downbeat, have a coke and a smile and chill out.