Quote ="Winslade's Offload""Denis, Denis ! what's all this about Cahill, Brown and Runciman being injured ?"
"Er, yes Mr O'Connor, I am afraid it's true"
" But they were all right yesterday"
" Well yes, but they got injured in training"
" So exactly what happened ?"
" Well, you are not going to believe this, but they all tripped over a blade of polypropylene on the pitch and strained their fartlock medial ligaments"
" You're right, I am not going to believe this. Since the fartlock medial ligament is well known for excellent healing times, can we expect all three to be available again in say 3 days time?"
"er.., yes Mr O'Connor"'"
Why don't you become a comedian?