Quote ="rubber duckie"....and geographicly incorrect.
Durham is city and doesn't have the river Tyne flowing through it!
....and as he was born and bred in Kenya, he never left old Durham town either!'"
living in the area I can confirm that. Obviously he was lost and turned right at Nairobi instead of going straight on.
That whistling idiot was stood just to the right of me in the Hudds game, a couple of other fools were actually encouraging him.