That's nowt, church street after the world mid to late 90's

Now your talking!

Quite a few years ago I woke up one morning with a set of temporary traffic lights in my bedroom.... along with cones, men at work sign and about 8 of those yellow flashing lights.

Thats how you do it.

Surely there's more of a problem with taking time from the health services rather than the police. I occasionally frequent the nightlife when I'm back in town and there's only ever around 5 police in town.

Also, a story ran almost identical to this in the nationals about 2 years ago about us. Running out of story ideas?

I liked the waitrose veuve clicquot line.

Welcome to two years ago, when this "article" was first published

If I had a budgie, I wouldn't use the Mail to cover the bottom of it's cage.

The Daily Mail really is a paragon of virtue

There was plenty of consternation down here a couple of years ago when Worthing's main drag was named '5th most dangerous place in West Sussex' by our friendly neighbourhood plod. Many locals were up in arms that it didn't make the top 3.