My favourite part of this (excellent) story is:-
Quote I will never touch tongue again in my life. It was my house keeper who bought it to put in my sandwich for tea. If I had done the shopping I would never have bought tongue.'"
"Jeeves - nip down the shop and get me a tongue and a baguette would you? Cheers."
And how obvious was it that a pie, particularly the one that did, would be on here extolling his virtues as an administrator. Well, he nearly killed Wigan RL I suppose.