6.30...get up and wash
6.45... cup of coffee and fag
7.00... walk dogs to papershop for a racing post
7.30... cup of coffee and fag
7.45... visit toilet..read rp whilst removing last nights lamb madras
8.00... wife awakes and makes a full english
8.30... cup of coffee and fag
8.45... visit toilet..read rp whilst removing last nights lamb madras
9.00... read rp and watch sky news going wonderfully ott about this girls disappearance.
9.30... watch kay burley which reminds me to make another trip to the toilet
9.45... read rp and finalise bets.
10.00... cup of coffee and fag
10.30... walk dogs to bookies
11.00... dig out kouros aftershave a parramatta bobhat and head to wilkies.
11.30... depart wilkies for deansgate
12.30... arrive deansgate and meet up with a salford, hull kr and hunslet fan
17.00... depart for ground.
17.30... god only knows

08.00... awake

with hangover and open birthday presents

Probably get the 1.33pm train from Heald Green to Piccadilly then train or tram to Old Trafford
Sam Platts
Match
Train back to Piccadilly to offload kid I'm taking on his sister to take him home
Gallows gig at Club Academy
11.55pm train back to Heald Green

Game of golf starting at 8ish
Home for City on Sky at 12:45
Sausage, white pudding (it's awesome) bacon, beans, mushrooms
travel
enter ground and immediately feel unclean, mentally wash myself
watch Wire win the league play offs
home
red wine

Sunday, I'm jet washing the path, but I might put it on myself, after entering THAT place. I will be a pilgrim in an unholy land. Well, so will danburge and Citywire, as well

You do realise that 3,000 City fans - y'know, the ones that actually bother attending City matches rather than watching them on telly, those City fans - enter Old Trafford at least once every year don't you?

It's not really that big a deal.

I'm not a lover of the ground's owners, but I've been inside it plenty of times.

so have I.
Get me more hours in the week, more money in my bank account, less ear-ache of the Mrs, and I'd follow City far and wide.
Alas, there isn't, so I don't.

Oh, wait a minute. I've posted it and you don't like me. Ho hum.

Wake up (unfortunately not from a tramadol induced sleep

)
Gym for a few hours
Lunch
Bit of Skyrim on the Xbox
Get picked up to head to Newton
Few beers
Train to Manc
Few beers
Ground
Bite my nails for 80 minutes
Then all depends on what the result is as to what happens after the game
Lose: Probably head home to cry - Win: Head to town and get s***faced even if I'm going on my own