Heard there is discord in camp due to the nutter element of McIlorum and Hock. ST went off during the Cats match with a sore knee, didn't he? Seems a bit far fetched that he'd fake injury 2 matches back...?

I don't or at least, I try not to. I certainly would never refer to Carvell as Gaz - never met the bloke and it's a bit too familiar for me. All this "Sam", "Josh" and "Laughable Matty" stuff is cringeworthy for me.

Slight tangent, but a few years I go I saw Chris Boardman at a sporting event in Manchester. Had my picture taken with him and referred to him as Mr Boardman. Said he hadn't been called Mr Boardman since school. If I knew then what I know now, I'd have asked him for discount on one of his bikes.

Easier to spell!

Talking of Wigan, check out the 'BILKO' thread over on their forum. Quite a few of our Wigan chums are considering throwing themselves off that fire station near the DW following their latest semi-final defeat.

Time to get out the "prozac pies"

He makes a pretty tidy bike.