It has come to my attention that quite a few of you have tried to crush the spirits of a certain band of Warrington fans. You obviously can't beat us so why not join us? Warrington Ultras are now recruiting in a bid to add to their current crop of hardcore supporters.
You have to fulfill the following criteria:
1) Be able to drink at least 10 pints on the coach journey to Widnes away.
2) Know all the words to the 'darts' song.
3) Own a pair of Nike Air Max trainers
and finally
4) Be a qualified pyromaniac and demonstrate your ability to deploy smoke bombs. - Note we aim to better this in the future, possibilities discussed are Katherine wheels and/or a full scale bonfire.

Monthly meetings take place at a secret location. More info to follow.

and here i was trying to grab some dignity back for our group

Might i suggest you grow up, otherwise your stay on here will be a short one.