Quote ="the ditch"The Famous Matt and Tony went to London to see the Queen [uand this is what she said[/u!!!!!!!!!!'"
"Hellair, aynd whart doo yoo dooo? Oh realleh, hoy charmieeng. Pheeeleeeep, whart is ragby leeeege"
Two hours later, when she's out of character, and she's putting her teeth into a Waterford Cut Glass whisky tumbler "Fakkin 'el Phil. Did you see vat middle aged bloke wiv da big hootah.....kept fidgitin' when I wuz tawkin to 'im, and wudent luk uz in ve eye, wen I arsked im a question. Cheeky bleedah........and ve ava one, you wemembah, ve darft lukin one wiv de air, e luked like a rite James Hunt...shud a kept um as bladdy convicts.
