The "SANATORIUM"

has not decided yet

It's easy to confuse referees. I stand relatively close to the touchline so they can definitely hear me. It's helpful to say odd things:-

'I'm watching you Silverwood. I'm watching!'
'Did you leave the iron on Silverwood? Think. Did you!?'
'Tomkins thinks your a fraud Silverood. Are you going to let him get away with it'

I like that, for me, it's time to up it now. I think i'm going to go back to the old school where he's concerned, just keep it at something like :-

"Silverwood, you smoke bone."

And leave it at that.

I remember someone shouting at Bell Vue once:-

"No 12. Snitch. You sir, are a homosexual".

The bloke who shouted it was a bit 'different' so it was unintentionally hilarious.

I'm gonna go for the ever mature Mum joke

"your mum holds down the tackle!"
"your mum's dominant"
"your mum takes two" (when kickable penalties are awarded)

'Silverwood, I've got your missus thong in my pocket!'

We do need to get on his case though. Just shout for everything until he caves.