Vincent Ludwig: "Cuban?" (offering Frank a cigar)
Frank Drebin: "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
Rocco Dillon: "Where's your prison number?"
Frank Drebin: "It's unlisted".
Ed Hocken: "You might end up dead!
Frank Drebin: "You might end up dead" is my middle name".
Ed Hocken: "What about Jane?"
Frank Drebin: "I don't know her middle name".
Quentin Hapsburg: "Do you gamble?"
Frank Drebin: "Every time I order out."
Awesome.