Can't watch X Factor...it makes me cringe.....hate it with a vengance.

simple one this..get the dancing drunk who hides out up chester road and walton drag to switch the lights on...could turn out to be a bit of a giggle

I'd get Stan the Man to do it

Chris the dancing tramp ? He got arrested again the other day
Turning on the lights is a good idea but it would probably breech his asbo

Yeah good shout get Jockey Wilson to do it...

it does in my little bit of warrington in leigh, my challenge cup "make mine a double!" flys proudly in my garden still!

we invite the locals in and show them the alternative to gas light, a new thing called electric trickery, only to boast about superleague and wild stories about far off lands called perpiganan and wembley!