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Two of the hottest women I've ever seen stood in the Shed on Friday, though it turns to =#0000FFDEAD as they openly in the second half started to partake in Columbian disco dust without a care in the world.

A week off.

New bike.

England cricket.

Still being only 3 points behind 8th spot, makes you wonder what might have been possible without SM ruining the farewell season.

Red

Kendal calling 2011

The Cribs (smashed out their heads made for a better show)

Blondie

The Whip

Hugh Cornwell

Dedrie Barlow (not the real one)

Sunshine

Red smoke grenades going down a treat

The milkshake co

Football Gazuals

Ring of fire

Charity shield this Sunday

Dead

Sunburn

RED

off work for the next 2 and a half weeks

finally sorting out divorce


Dead

£340 to get divorced (cheaper to get married eh Red John)

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England being the number one test side in the world.


FC United's performance at Stafford.
The Sun Inn, Stafford.
Titanic Brewery ales.
The range and quality of conversation in the pub after the match.
Salford taking over Wigan.
Martin getting put in his place by an 11 year old girl in the Swan and Railway because she was taller than him. Funniest thing I've seen in ages.


The look on her face when she found out he was 22.
United winning at West Brom.
A chorus of anti-city songs in Harry's Bar to the bemusement of the locals.
Two lads and a girl from Skem taking offence because I said it'd be better to be considered a 'wool' than a scouser. Bells.
The general balloonery after the game. A fine, fine Salford away day.

Dead
Salford on the pitch. Again.
Five minutes to order a White and Mackay because the barman thought we were saying 'Bacardi'.
Me on Monday morning. Still drunk at 7am, hangover just about kicking in by 8.30am.

Red

Wigan away after match antics. (from what i can remember anyway)
Train Home.
Crompton missing the last train home and ending up in Preston. Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy.

You are dead to me.

Red:
Curries.

Dead:
Women.

Red - Just over a week till Wembley.








Dead - a week till payday

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24 hour (and counting) migranes. Fingers crossed that the quack doesn't say no alcohol later.

Red - 5 days till Wembley.

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My sporting week - all my teams won, that must be a first.
Wembley countdown clock firmly switched on!
The quality coming through our U-18's
Matt Parish
The Shed for much of Friday night, now lets take that to the final game!
Guinness, Wainwrights, Holts!

[uDead:[/u
Lack of work.
Going stir crazy stuck in the house.

=#FF0000RED

Grave Encounters, scariest film I've seen in a long while.

Red - just under a day till the Wembley celabrations.



starting on the 10.15 train to Euston
- Leeds for the day on Sat

Dead - Gutted that J.J.isnt coming


- the state that my liver will be on Mon

Red:
The re-developed Edgbaston.
Cobra on draught.
Afridi.

Dead:
Rain.
Duckworth/Lewis method.
£3.90 a pint.

£4.50 @ Wembley mate and £5.50 for a hot dog!

RED

8-2

Leeds Festival.

Pulp, absolutely unbelievable.

Elbow, Muse, Madness, Miles Kane, The Vaccines & The Strokes.

Baps on the big screen.

Ugo Ehiogu being manager of a band.



Stuart Parnaby on base, Fabio Rochemback on drums.

Drawing Leeds away in the League Cup.

Dead

Heavy rain.

Flooded tent.

Mud bath everywhere.

Liam Gallagher.

Skint.

=#FF0000Red
4-0, 8-2 and 5-2.
Lancs winning at Trent Bridge

Dead
Lancs losing the Super Over/One Over Eliminator at Edgbaston
Yorkshire's capitulation against Warwickshire in the Championship

DEAD

1st September and this site still not changed

Sadly I'm without laptop and only have access via my mobile so evrrything takes aged thus why Chico posted this weeks Prediction league fixtures. I'll sort it as soon as I've got it sorted.

Dead: (virtually)
Lancashire's championship chances

Whoah...there's still 48 points to play for yet...though with our batting "efforts" you can probably tick off at least 8 of those!!

DEAD

£4.80 a pint in a pub.
My raging hangover from said £4.80 pints.

You've either got a lot of money or a low threshhold

Or both

Or HAD a lot of money and still got a low threshold.

It was Peroni which is like my kryptonite. Somehow managed to get others to pay for most of my drinks though which was a result.

Some things never change.