"we're in to s, your interbread,
We're into s, your interbread
We're into s, your interbread
We are the salford city reds, city reds, city reds "

A Karioke steve classic which is so underused.

I thought the songs about individual players, like 'Baynes will tear you apart' were pretty good. Unfortunately, I suspect that this year we're more likely to hear songs about ex-players, like '#### off Myler, #### off Myler'

Oh, so politically correct Bobby. We all know it's a . Fungus knows nothing. Bl00dy Rochdalians!

Hows it done that? I wrote B-a-r-m c-a-k-e...

Some of the inbreds involved with the admin of this site added barm[size=1.[/sizecake to the swear filter.

Wait a minute. How did you get around it then?

"we are the pink link, we're louder than you" huddesfield away

I'm a pro.

Politically incorrect as it is biased in favoour of muffins, baps, breadcakes, teacakes (as in Oldham - without currants), and rolls. Breadist.

Or a nerd...

I randomly had this in my head before for some reason from Leigh last away in '05 when they were already relegated. Think LoyalFan came up with it.

'and Rhino said you're all gyppo's,
now we're having a laugh,
cos you're going to Barrow'

'You must have cum in your sister' is always a good riposte to 'you must have come in a taxi' - Normally started by Budge.

And on the theme:

'Hello, hello we are the barm-cake boys,
hello, hello we are the barm-cake boys,
and if you are muffin mong surrender or you'll die,
we all know it's a barm-cake!'

Quality.

Anyone remember the 'dads got a cellar, i bet your dads got a cellar' a budge classic sheffield away '08

I sure do.

Fritzl was the hero of the '08 season!

Red army red army.... but like for 10 mins class!

Some from Saints away last year,
Viva Shaun McRae
Viva Shaun McRae
Sat in the stand
Steve Simms cock, in his hand
Viva Shaun McRae

Viva Shaun McRae
Viva Shaun McRae
Its Lie after Lie except when your on sky
Viva Shaun McRae

This ones just for you ginge



Viva Ken Barlow
Viva Ken Barlow
Knows Norris Cole
GT's on the dole
Viva Ken Barlow

[size=50the first two were meant as a laugh and wern't actually chanted at the game, only in the pub before hand before the Scarlet Turkey defence mob start

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For the record, in case you were all wondering.

It's a ........................................................

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Athankyou !

No its just being intellectually superior!

Those who can, do.
Those who can't, call people names

[urlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin[/url

Thats a muffin!!!

And this is a barm

[urlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barm_cake[/url

Wikipedia the place thicko's go to try and find out things they don't know. A pot bellied pygmy from afghanistan can write a wiki page.

Hang on your about the same size as the pygmy in question.............



Di you write that page ?

But Fungus my friend; you appear to be confusing intellect with knowledge. My capacity to learn is more than adequate.

And as for your cliche. You appear to be suggesting that every time a Turkey contributor calls anyone a name, and there's been plenty of that going on of late, it's because they are incapable of doing what they are calling them for themselves? You're surely not saying that when Turkey contribuors accuse players of not doing their day jobs with the required intensity it's only because they are incapable of mustering the required intensity in their own day jobs? Fungus, I'm surprised at you.





And anyway, nerds became cool when Bill Gates got rich!

Quote ="Fungus The Muffin Man"Wikipedia the place thicko's go to try and find out things they don't know. A pot bellied pygmy from afghanistan can write a wiki page. Hang on your about the same size as the pygmy in question............. Di you write that page ? '" However, when a wiki page has a citation, it attains the same legitimacy as any other reference. The 'barm-cake' link has a citation. dictionary.reverso.net/english-d ... arm%20cake Thus backing the argument for the . dictionary.reverso.net/english-definition/muffin Thus backing the argument for the muffin. The only difference between the two is colloquial nature of the barm-cake. I say let's put it to the people. Do you prefer the term 'barm-cake' with it's Lancashire links thus a tool to wind the Yorky lot up? Or do you prefer the national term, (Funnily enough used in Rochdale by Rochdalians like Fungus.) a rather vulgar sounding word which the nation could do without?

Quote ="Fungus The Muffin Man"Wikipedia the place thicko's go to try and find out things they don't know. A pot bellied pygmy from afghanistan can write a wiki page. Hang on your about the same size as the pygmy in question............. Di you write that page ? '" However, when a wiki page has a citation, it attains the same legitimacy as any other reference. The 'barm-cake' link has a citation. dictionary.reverso.net/english-d ... arm%20cake Thus backing the argument for the . dictionary.reverso.net/english-definition/muffin Thus backing the argument for the muffin. The only difference between the two is colloquial nature of the barm-cake. I say let's put it to the people. Do you prefer the term 'barm-cake' with it's Lancashire links thus a tool to wind the Yorky lot up? Or do you prefer the national term, (Funnily enough used in Rochdale by Rochdalians like Fungus.) a rather vulgar sounding word which the nation could do without?

Aha, I'm now an intellectual equal as I've discovered the '-' key.