Mrs Brap Rocks..... bit late tho They've been singing that one for years....

Bobby, stop, please. You're making some of the poor later efforts on here look like works of genius with your attempts.



I'll come back to you.

How about super super dan
super super dan super super dan
super daniel holdsworth

and

swain....swain will tare you apart again

Simples!!

Y'know, we used to pride ourselves on putting some thought into these things...

Theres only one Daniel Holdsworth
Theres only one Daniel Holdsworth
Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Salford Wonderland.

A song fior Reg, to the tune of Mickey Bubble's "Home"

[i"Another English day
It's f*cking cold and grey
In Ecckes and Weaste
And I wanna go home
And I'm surrounded by
A team that's f*cking sh*te
I feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

"So let me go home,
I've got no TV, it's cold and frosty, I wanna go home,
Let me go home,
The fans call me Reg, can't find fresh fruit and veg, please let me go home"[/i

I'll have a think of one for Swain on my lunch hour.

Good effort

One for Martin

two foot two
eyes of Blue
little Ave it
is after you
nah nah nah

It'd be great if I had blue eyes

Here's my best effort on Luke Swain, to the tune of "Down Under" by Men at Work.

[i“Came from the Gold Coast, flew on a jet plane
The ginge who goes by the name of Luke Swain
When he gets the ball, he’ll make you nervous
Runs like the wind, tackles like a dervish
Now hear us sing”

"He comes from the land Down Under
Played for the Titans, not the Thunder
When he scores a try you’ll stare in wonder
You better run, you better take cover"[/i

we have aready got a cashmere song to that tune,

he signed from the land down underrrr,
hes got big feet and he runs like thunder
hes got longs hes a great offloaderrrr,
he'll run at you and knock you over
and we'll sing na na na na na na cashmeeeerrre
na na na na na na cashmere

Fook me, I've been to every home match since we signed him and don't recall hearing that one

. Must just come out for away games!



Oh well, back to the drawing board..............

PS. My version's far better

lol he's not that fit!

From the lass who fancies Richie Myler?!?

love this but have not heard it before, lets make sure it gets a couple of airings at the Huds game!

What was Holdsworth problem at the end of the game now coming over to clap the fans? He just walked of and didnt even bother coming over to us.

lol i have googled this dan holdsworth lad and RM is much nicer!

Once bitten, twice shy??

Just being reading the "Holdsworth to HKR" thread and thought this needed resurrecting. There are some cracking efforts on here (and some terrible but highly amusing ones

) which I think need airing over the next few home games. As easy to remember as the "Dan Holdsworth woah, woah" chant is I think we can do better. Also we needs choons for a load of players who don't appear (and I may be wrong on this) to have one. (Jewitt, Swain, Sidlow, Broughton)

A couple of my latest lame efforts.................

"Oh Luke Swain I bet you think this song is about you,
Oh Luke Swain I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you"
(You're so vain)

"You're not Dr Who, you're not Dr Who,
You're not Dr, you're not Dr, you're not Dr Who"
(Matty Smith)



And yes, I have half an hour to kill before my long bus journey to footie training tonight

To the tune of Jean Genie by Bowie

Ray Cashmere, he runs and he off loads
Ray Cashmere, his big hits will break your bones
He’s a big man, you'll be left on the ground
Ray Cashmere, when he knocks you down, knocks you dowwwwn!

First effort but more to come, lets just hope I haven’t peaked!

How about do 1 off scarlet turkey get back on Wire's forum and lick his ass there thanks.
We appreciate your opinion but quite rightly it wasnt wanted.


and Guys not heard this cashmere one, might have to remember and get it going again shall we since he's injured bit of encouragement i suppose will be nice his way.

To the tune of going down by stone roses

Cashmere hits you up the middle
Sidlow hits you from left
Big Phil hits you from the right side
Swaine makes sure theres nothing left
Ring a ding ding ding your going down
(you wont come round)

Tell me when you want me to stop!

quick but poor effort (and rip off) before I leave work

You’ll feel pain galore
You’ll feel pain
You’ll feel pain galore
You’ll feel pain
You’ll feel pain galore
You’ll feel pain
Once you’ve been hit by Swaine

TAXI

Any room in that taxi Matt?



My best effort for Sidlow

[i"He's our leader,
He's our leader,
He's our leader of the pack
He's Adam....Sidlow!"[/i
(To tune of Leader of the gang)