Don't say that mate, you can't say a bad word about the club

RED
Improvement on the Wire match
Kear sticking up for McRae
Facebook wind-ups

DEAD
The atmopshere at The Willows last night
The Shed
People who think that going to all Salford matches and/or attending for several years gives them the right to be morons
Childish 'fans' who think that the only alterative to verbal abuse and stupidity is to say nothing bad about the club

DEAD.

Greece and the soon to be dirt farmers who live here (10 Euros for two bottles of Strongbow my ar$e).

Red:
Ladbrokes offering 4/1 for there to be 121+ runs in an extended afternoon session yesterday. Easy money.


Ladbrokes offering odds of 8/11 for the same bet in the evening session.

One for KOTS.


Being sat outside Stone Roses bar in Kardemena and a load of St Trinians just walked past

=redGROUNDHOG DAY mate

Ahh happy days fella!

RED

chatting with Alex Murphy last night


Iain being our hero




DEAD

Being stuck in the lift at BBC studio

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Dead

Englands Ashes Hopes 72-6 before lunch Day one

Winning the toss and miss reading the ground

Misreading the ground, or just putting on an awful batting performance?!




DEAD
Flintoff failing his fitness test
Prior and Anderson carrying injuries
Ravi Bopara at number 3
England's chances of winning the 4th Test and winning the Ashes with a test to spare

RED
Prior's effort with the bat (relative to his team-mates)
Seeing Leeds Rhinos' pitch relegated to a car park


The propect of a tense, deciding final test in the Ashes

Red
Pretty much nothing except the thought of rekindling my Sunday League career after 2 years.

Dead
The thought of having to spend 7 hours at Headingley tomorrow with a couple of gloating Aussies.


Anticipated beer prices at Headingley.
The amount of training I'm going to have to put in to even get to the fitness levels of the average pub footballer


The n0bs I have to work with. Council fecking gimps who do sweet FA and are just waiting for their pensions. Bitter? Moi?

=redRED

Abersoch.
'Abersoch 09' being even better than 'Abersoch 08'.

Red:
Test match cricket.
Lancashire chants at 11am.
Warne spitting the dummy.
David Lloyd.
The old woman that was starting off beer snakes.

Dead:
Headingley's 'no fun' policy.

Dead

Jesters at Wembley

England

The heat on the underground

This whole weekend

Wire getting to Wembley

Some of the officials decisions in the 2nd half of the Salford game

Red

Hudds stopping Saints domination in the cup

WH Smiths....

Blacked up day at Quins this coming saturday

Sniffer seeing the Wombats



The White Horse pub

[uRed[/u
"Banter" with Peter Siddle at Headingley on Saturday


Weather at Headingley on Saturday


"Broady, Broady, dude looks like a lady" (Aussie fans rejigging of the Aerosmith classic)


Wolf Blass girls.


N-Power girls.



[uDead[/u
The price & quality of food & beverages at Headingley.
A dreadful England performance.
Philip Bentham & co-officials on Friday.
Still 4 days until pay-day.

=redRED

The Smiths room at Salford Lads Club.

RED
Gary Megson saying that Bolton will play a more expansive, attacking style of football this year



DEAD
Gary Megson then going out and buying 3 defenders and a defensive midfielder?!




ALSO RED
Salford winning at the death! GET IN!!
Bury winning
Leicester taking 4 points from their opening 2 games in the Championship
Everton getting thrashed

ALSO DEAD
2 hours to get to the Reebok
Chelsea's last minute winner
Arsenal winning
Salford City taking a beating

=redRed www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... __for_2011

=redRed www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... __for_2011

Quote ="GT"=redRed www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... __for_2011 '" City fan in not from Manchester shock...and he wasn't from either Rochdale or Stockport, even more of a shock!!

Quote ="GT"=redRed www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... __for_2011 '" City fan in not from Manchester shock...and he wasn't from either Rochdale or Stockport, even more of a shock!!

Red - citys win over barca
-BURNLEY
- Only a week to go until the serious drinking starts in London


Dead - still a week to go until payday

DEAD.

Hotels in Coventry, listening to the game on the tinterweb, Nick Pinkey commentating.

=redRed

England regaining the Ashes.

Hear hear!!

Dead
- Lancs ruining a perfect day of cricket by losing at Leicester of all bleeding places!!

RED
Regaining The Ashes
Sir Fredrick of Flintoff - not the best of matches for him, but a fitting way to bow out

DEAD
SCR and BWFC both losing to teams from Hull this weekend

=redRED The pubs around Holborn Enfield Exile took me to last week (can't remember the names) The Real Greek (www.therealgreek.com) Emirates Stadium (shame about the seats).

=redRED The pubs around Holborn Enfield Exile took me to last week (can't remember the names) The Real Greek (www.therealgreek.com) Emirates Stadium (shame about the seats).