Red

Morrissey (God)





Brixton academy

Late night/Early morning stroll along the Thames

Doll and the kicks

Someone ruining First of the gang to die, its only going in red because of who it was and what they did



The scouse hotel receptionist (Yes I said scouse)

Boy with a thorn in his side coming on in hotel reception at 2.30am


Dead

KFC Brixton

Black cabs

Cock-er-nees

The amount of joggers at that time of the morning

Late night/Early morning stroll along the Thames

Seconded.

=redRed

"Back to the nets, d*ckhead!"

I just got a couple of tickets (standing) for the Morrissey gig at Ally Pally in November. Great stuff as it easy for me to get home from there

=blueRED
* My daughter
* Tevez poster in Manchester - brilliant
* Earlier today I went up to the staff canteen, and they had the following description on a sandwich: Tuna Dolphine, Friendly Sweetcorn


* City upsetting the big clubs
* Our new car


DEAD
* The humidity giving me regular headaches - about 4 day long headaches each week for the past 2 months. Sinus problems :EVIL:
* Missing 20 minutes of the Spurs/Barca match last Friday
* Top row, in the top tier at Wembley. It took me 30 minutes just to get used to the feeling that I wasn't going to fall down the stand head first. Much prefer Twickenham, TBH
* Someone putting a dent and a scartch on our new car after we only had it for two days

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KOS Thursday


Impending heat.
Finding your passport after 2 days of frantic searching.
Last day working in Cumbria.
Ubber posh car for the trip back home.

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Calls from people wanting cheap cars on holiday.
The exchange rate.
The cost of beer in Greece so i've been told.
Ebay/Pay Pal and the rediculous practice of withholding your money when you open a new account.
Last day in Cumbria and the food in the hotel and free bar every night.

=redRED

CD's from Amazon.

Red

Sunday night in the hop-pole

Some peoples antics

King of Birchwood (yes i said king of birchwood)



Dead

Salford RLFC (For this season and probably beyhond if things don't change)

Certain players

Ben Westwood (Ugly, ginger, fat h=blackouse)

My antics on Sunday

Breaking my phone

Breaking my Ipod

He's a great guy!!

RED- the offical on the side lines who looked a lot like G.T?

DEAD

Salford RLFC from top to bottom.

Don't say that mate, you can't say a bad word about the club

RED
Improvement on the Wire match
Kear sticking up for McRae
Facebook wind-ups

DEAD
The atmopshere at The Willows last night
The Shed
People who think that going to all Salford matches and/or attending for several years gives them the right to be morons
Childish 'fans' who think that the only alterative to verbal abuse and stupidity is to say nothing bad about the club

DEAD.

Greece and the soon to be dirt farmers who live here (10 Euros for two bottles of Strongbow my ar$e).

Red:
Ladbrokes offering 4/1 for there to be 121+ runs in an extended afternoon session yesterday. Easy money.


Ladbrokes offering odds of 8/11 for the same bet in the evening session.

One for KOTS.


Being sat outside Stone Roses bar in Kardemena and a load of St Trinians just walked past

=redGROUNDHOG DAY mate

Ahh happy days fella!

RED

chatting with Alex Murphy last night


Iain being our hero




DEAD

Being stuck in the lift at BBC studio

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Englands Ashes Hopes 72-6 before lunch Day one

Winning the toss and miss reading the ground

Misreading the ground, or just putting on an awful batting performance?!




DEAD
Flintoff failing his fitness test
Prior and Anderson carrying injuries
Ravi Bopara at number 3
England's chances of winning the 4th Test and winning the Ashes with a test to spare

RED
Prior's effort with the bat (relative to his team-mates)
Seeing Leeds Rhinos' pitch relegated to a car park


The propect of a tense, deciding final test in the Ashes

Red
Pretty much nothing except the thought of rekindling my Sunday League career after 2 years.

Dead
The thought of having to spend 7 hours at Headingley tomorrow with a couple of gloating Aussies.


Anticipated beer prices at Headingley.
The amount of training I'm going to have to put in to even get to the fitness levels of the average pub footballer


The n0bs I have to work with. Council fecking gimps who do sweet FA and are just waiting for their pensions. Bitter? Moi?

=redRED

Abersoch.
'Abersoch 09' being even better than 'Abersoch 08'.

Red:
Test match cricket.
Lancashire chants at 11am.
Warne spitting the dummy.
David Lloyd.
The old woman that was starting off beer snakes.

Dead:
Headingley's 'no fun' policy.

Dead

Jesters at Wembley

England

The heat on the underground

This whole weekend

Wire getting to Wembley

Some of the officials decisions in the 2nd half of the Salford game

Red

Hudds stopping Saints domination in the cup

WH Smiths....

Blacked up day at Quins this coming saturday

Sniffer seeing the Wombats



The White Horse pub

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"Banter" with Peter Siddle at Headingley on Saturday


Weather at Headingley on Saturday


"Broady, Broady, dude looks like a lady" (Aussie fans rejigging of the Aerosmith classic)


Wolf Blass girls.


N-Power girls.



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The price & quality of food & beverages at Headingley.
A dreadful England performance.
Philip Bentham & co-officials on Friday.
Still 4 days until pay-day.