Nothing to do with your football club just some of your moronic fans who I have to deal with at work, however I do enjoy a good chuckle at all citeh fans though one in particular outside a nightclub on Saturday who claimed you'll win the league this season....that's me £500 richer in May.

Red:
Curries.

Dead:
Fish and chips.

RED- The signings for Salford next season
- Two weeks till the drink marathon that is Wembley.



Dead - The weather

RED

the Swinton Chinese Buffet
all you can eat for £6.90 and no time limits



Dead

not allowed to go every day

Red:
Being a Salford fan today !
My decorating efforts of the last 24 hrs.
My bets (so far) at the USPGA (200/1 .. 150/1 ... and 55/1)

Dead:
ANY commercial Chinese Buffet no matter how cheap.
(Tung Fong any day, well worth the extra dosh)
Not being in a position to enjoy Wembley in 2 weeks with friends

Dead:
Possible wooden spoon this year
Extremely Red:
Possible Grand Final next year

RED
Family weddings
Meeting long-lost relatives
Blackpool's opening Premier League performance
Mark Halsey back in action
Murray beating Nadal

DEAD
The M25
Bolton's failure to score
The DWP
TomTom

DEAD
Fatboys Limb

Red -

Sunday home games
Apple Smirnoff & lemonade
Rekorderlig Swedish cider
Viru Estonian lager
Duck fajitas
Finding an undated 20p and seeing some of the bid levels on ebay
Looking forward to next season

Red - 3 days till the Wembley weekend.







Dead- British summer,

Absolutely Dead as a in Dodo:
Me pointing out to all on here that 'Fitz' was worth a punt at Kempton this evening. (Won @ 10/1)


Even more deader:
Also spotting 'Tevez' which ran in the first race at Leicester and thinking "I know, I'll phone CCNo1Fan with these two nags, we could have a good e/w double" (Won@10/1)


Dead and totally Dead:
Not making said phone call and not following hunches




IDIOT !

you plankj

That would have doubled the gross annual income for Wogdin and earnt you the company off Short Arms and Deep Pockets Matthews.

If only I had the 6 numbers for tonight, looking for number shapes in the tea leaves.

Red:
Next Season (Hopefully)
2 more sleeps 'til Wembley weekend
Lancashire Spin magazine
Work being unbelievably busy
The outcome of the Stadium planning meeting

Dead:
The last few weeks of this season
Work being unbelievably busy
The fact that this R&D went upto July and it's nearly September (I'll sort it next week)

Red.

Genuine and tangible excitement for next season before the current one has mercifully finished.
A long weekend.
Monton and the joy of living there.
Regular golf again.
Now living 10 minutes stumbling time from Worsley GC.
Goosetree sandwich shop.
Finding a loop hole for much cheaper memebership at Total Fitness.

DEAD.

Not being able to make Sunday to say toodle Pip to the many players taking a bow because I have to move on Sunday.
Being the only one apparently not in the slightest bit ar$ed that the CC final is this weekend.
Honday Civics and there magical self releaseing handbrakes and the damage they causde when you live on a hill.

Red:
Gideon Conn at band on the wall tomorrow night.

Good shout.

=#FF0000RED

Booking a trip to New York.
Two months until Argentina, Chile, Bolivia & Peru.
Ranulph Fiennes autobiography.
[url=http://www.allstarlanes.co.uk/All Star Lanes[/url.
[url=http://www.vertigo42.co.uk/Vertigo42[/url (yes it's poncey and pricey but there's a great view).
Going home next weekend.
Pret a Manger New Yorker/salt beef sandwich.
Someone "ooo-rah"-ing on a conference call with about thirty people and several senior managers.
CC Final next weekend.
Keo.
Battered and deep fried halloumi.
Getting to watch some NRL last weekend.
Weekend visits from mates.

DEAD

Three months to buy a house. Could build one in that time (Planning Permission excluded).

Red- this time tomorrow we will be in London for the greatest final on Earth.




- Pay day, wohoo
- Noodle bars in London ( all you can cram in for a fiver.

well found 3 years ago J.J)

Dead - What my bank balance will be on sunday night when i get back from London.

Red - The Wembley weekend
- The weather today


Dead - coming to the end of the rugby season
- the idiot who started the fracas in the wire end on Saturday

=#FF0000RED

Riff Raff and the new band in the Oddies on Sunday, class and from what I saw/heard of G & R at Reading the best rock entertainment this weekend.

=#0000FFDEAD

The John Gilbert losing it's late license and us not knowing, arriving just before 11 and got getting past the door.

I can second that awesome at Leeds, easily the best of the weekend.

Red
Obtaining 4 tickets for Everton away



Leeds 2010

Guns n Roses

Ash

Axl Rose ''Leeds, Don Revie's Leeds''



Chickens in

Attacking all food vans that served chicken.

The Koreans we met and singing the Park song with them.

Seat Human Car Wash and the hotties who got soapy in front of everyone



Seeing a Salford fan

One of our group changing persona's when drunk into 'Diablo' thus becoming famous amongst other campers.

The standard of the porta-loos (for once)

Sewious weservations.

Orphan Boy this Saturday.


Dead

The Libertines. Over-hyped s and the amount of people w@anking over them.

People re-acting like I'd pi$sed on their kids on xmas morning when telling them I wasn't watching The Libertines.

The amount of idiots at Leeds.

Leeds fans walking round whilst the cup final was on.

Warrington fans also who were watching it on the big screen.

I can second that awesome at Leeds, easily the best of the weekend.

Na you misunderstand, what I heard was a poor take on G & R, saw them in the beginning and what I heard this weekend pailed by comparisson. What I meant was the bands in the Oddies sounded much better. Though if you were at Leeds I think I heard a new lot called Magnetic Man and they sounded very good?.

Ah I see, I didn't catch any of that set mate tbh. GnR were supposed to be awful at Reading which was televised however at Leeds they were top draw. Apparently people at the back of the crowd at Reading thought Axl was Mickey Rourke he was that bad

Sorry but GnR will only be GnR if Slash is playing and considering they very rarely end up in the same continent any longer the chances of that are remote, think as a live act they have had there day.

Just done some investingating and Magnetic Man werent at Leeds or Reading but at a smaller event in London, as it's DubStep it's not every rockers thing but I'm a very broad church musically.