Harpo Chico & Zeppo ? salary cap won't stretch to Groucho..

God I hope not, one clown called Chico connected to Salford is more than enough

That's a relief.

Defo.

Bugger, didn't know you might have misconstrued that innocent remark

I was going to put something like ‘just one in this circus’, but went for a bit of self-deprecation instead.

Thought it was Gummo not Defo?

Mind you neither drank in the Crescent

Harpo, will of course be lined up to do all the team talks.

You'd have to be a fan of a certain age to get that joke. Or indeed the references full stop.

I feel old.

... sorts out the men from the boyz...

which means they wouldn't get this one ,

“I sent the club a message stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member .”

There should be a 'sanity clause' in all future contracts.

Everybody knows there ain't no Sanity Claus ☺

I watched a game in my pyjamas this moning. What the players were doing in my pyjamas I don't know.

Well we did sign Carney ..

"I have principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

This thread makes me warmer with every read.

Or :-



I was married by a judge I should have asked for a jury

"Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his (or a teammate's) wife."

Just sat in Prague airport and RL is missing a trick, the Azerbaijan MMA team is here and christ do they look ready made for rugby.

Send the Doc and get them signed.

Not sure if it's been mentioned ( I haven't read all the pages) but rumours that we are looking at signing Luke Burgess.

Would fit with our agenda of signing solid but unspectacular forwards, and also our history of signing the less talented brother.

Sarcy comments aside, I think he'd be a positive signing.

Seen this in the league express I personally think it'd be a good signing, bit of experience to lead the young lads in the pack now we've lost Moz and Griffin.
Yeh not one of the other 3 brothers but been plying his trade in the NRL now a for a few seasons so should go pretty well in SL.

I think the same. Would be a decent signing.

Plus, might be a bit of incentive to drag one of his younger Brothers back over here in the future.

When the less talented older Brother has 80 SL / 70 NRL games & both a SL & NRL Grand final medal. then our gauge of dour must have risen somewhat .
still 28 which is barely mature for a front row forward in his prime .

Still a long shot for me , still has a year of his Manly contract & family in Sydney which as we've seen with his young sibling has a strong pull .

Burgess would be a belting (if unlikely) signing, big prop who plays big minutes.

Can't see him coming back to the UK with his entire family reunited in Sydney again.

Well looks like Ferres won't be coming here, and is off to The Roosters with Macbanana. Can't blame him really.