RED

city fans creaming themselves over United's debt. And they say we're obsessed.
Test Cricket'
'Orange juice'.
Stevo confiscating a beer snake on the first day of the Test and calmly handing it to a steward without getting abused by anyone.
city supporting barmaid in the Town Hall Tavern. "I'm a city fan, we don't lie."
Free barbecues.
Jess, the barmaid in Space Bar.
Meeting up with old United mates you've not seen in years.


DEAD

The general kind of people that Test Cricket attracts.
The new wave of Warrington fan.
The fact that there's still not been a mass riot after the recent revelations over the Glazers and the debt.

I've been waiing to post these for weeks, and now I've found a sneeky way to access this from work (Cheers Iain) I finally can, so sorry if there out of date but eh-oh!

Red:
Estella Damm (but not the stuff in the Hotel)
Winning (two in a row)
Sunshine
I heart everything
Piccadilly
The Q.V.
Barcelona
Lloret De Mar
The Water Park in Lloret
"So he shat up the wall"
"A certain red using clean towels as a means to "clean himself up" even though there was a bidet, shower and of course toilet roll
"Don’t get squashed"
"Grow your d.i.ck"
Horse Porn!!
"You can’t call it Champagne"
"You stupid bastward!"
Giant sombreros
Tiny sombreros
Guinness
Dirty Old Town & Matchstalk men
Franky Birchall
The Wagon & Horses
Holts
The World Cup being imminent

Dead:
Food at the Hotel
Easyjet queues
Liverpool John Lennon Airport
Freezing Cold Pools
The shakes
Germans

RED
World Cup about to start
Hyde United FC changing name to Hyde FC


DEAD
The rain today. All that work I did in the garden in the last week!!!
Rooney's behaviour towards a ref who was officiating the biggest match of his career, and what will probably be the biggest match of his life

No Rooneys played in a lot bigger matches, Finals and things for United
and the Ref got Rooney's shirt, but like most Premier refs he wanted o book him.

Surely that's 3 Deads in one;

- Liverpool

- John Lennon

- Airport

And what have you got against John lennon and Airports?



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Salford City Reds
Our new fire

[uDead:[/u
Quotes for a new Bathroom!

funniest quote ever Walshy
more of a total non-event

Red
Covert meetings
My dentists on Cleggs Lane LH, cheap as chips and no waiting

Completely Dead
Walkden Precinct


Walkden boozers
Walkden butchers shops
and erm
Walkden in general

[urlhttp://www.marca.com/deporte/futbol/mundial/sudafrica-2010/calendario-english.html[/url

More than likely due to it's shifty looking inhabitants, checked my wallet after you'd gone but guess the padlock on my pocket must have put you off

.

=#FF0000RED

T-Mobile mobile broadband.
Feeling a twinge of optimism about Salford (we'll see how long until that changes).
BBQ season arriving.
No more CFA L1 study.
Gaucho and their exquisite steak.
Pay rises.

DEAD

Being sat behind some dude who had been shot this morning on the train.
No longer being able to expense everything when I'm in London.
£8.55 for a pint of Pilsner Urquell and a coke (not even a pint).
Scousers running the food concessions at Oulton Park.
O2 appearing to be trying to limit data usage on the new iPhone.

DEAD

Corrie going off last night just as they were about to annouce No chins verdict, worse than BGT

A refinement of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHorOt6KKwAlan Partridge's gadget[/url from 1994.

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*Lady In Red* (Or Sister Johnson as she is now!

)

Em has become a nun?



You do know your post would be considered differently if you were fromYorkshire



Serioulsy, congrats Em

Red
My ratatouille with baked egg

RED

Well done Embo

Well done Em, KOTS can go part time now

=#FF0000Red

The woman in Divvas after the Hull game.

Nike Air Max

Merchant Navy Club

Vindaloo

Dead

The police and stewards at Hull

Leigh and everything about Leigh

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Robbie Savage commentary on Five live during the Portugal v Ivory Coast game, classic!

Aren't you supposed to be working?

As long as you don't watch the stream you can pop your headphones in and make sure that everyone stays informed!

I demand a reduction in my council tax, income tax etc

i get round it by letting the students watch and occasionally throw in the odd mathematical term related to football

Mate you dont have to worry the council dont pay may wage, the private sector do that.

RED

Your Dad referring to 'West Germany' during the World Cup.