=redRed
Lancashire's continued good performances.
Sticky wickets.
Bumpy wickets.
Lumpy Stevens.
The four greatest batsmen of all time being non-smokers.

Dead
Boys batting on bumpy wickets.

Hobbs
Bradman
Richards
Tendulkar

Grace, Trumper, Ranjitsinhji and Bradman. It was the 1944 edition of a book first published in 1911!

RED
- first half performance against Batley, some cracking rugby
- Willie Talau's pass to send Thierry in in the 1st half on Sunday
- Lancashire nah nah nah, some very encouraging early season signs
- finding The Holy Grail, The Bible, The Kuran all rolled into one - The Book of Cricket
- Sir Pelham Warner
- Nited almost at number 18
- Nited with a 50/50 shot of number 4

DEAD
- Perpignan and Edinburgh in the space of 3 weeks leaving me as well off as a Mexican pg farmer
- 2nd half performances at Batey (off the pitch mainly) we all hate leeds??? WTF that's all about when we're playing Batley??
- the increased numbers of the KHE at away games
- getting Wigan away in the cup, looks like we'll have to ruin the RFL's dream Saints v Pies cup final wont we?

DEAD

This clubs nobhead element. Racist turbans in an area not populated by people who wear turbans, silly wigs, pitch invasions, threatening people in boozers because they asked someone to stop blocking their view of the tele, singing songs in pubs as if they're at the match (and getting the words wrong), 'threatening' to set fire to Batley shirts because "that's all they're worth", anti-Leeds songs in Batley...

Need I go on? All of you f*ck off back to whatever you were doing before you discovered Salford City Reds. You're not wanted.

=redRED

Tom and Jerry & The New Shoo on You Tube.
Holidays booked.
The Grand Ole Opry.
Nashville.
D I V O R C E.
=blue
DEAD

Suddenly feeling very very old.

RED
Steve Coppell and Reading parting company with respect and dignity - what a refreshing change!
Richie for England

DEAD
The grotesque new Wanderers home shirt


My line manager's new-found God complex

=redRED
Eighteen times.

=blackDEAD

GT getting there before me in using that picture...i'm using it anyway mate!

RED

Salford winning away on my birthday

=redRED

18
18
18
Salford at Hudds


Dead
Robinson (metaphorically of course)
Liverpools hopes

Red

18 league titles

Classic Manchester '09 (for a while anyway)

Chinese karaoke

Salfords performance yesterday

The post match being good for once this season

The boy and barrel

Frankie birchall hitting on people

She wore she wore she wore a fu=blackcking crew cut



Get your hose out!



Playing rugby with a buger king bag on the platform

Geordie Alan crumbling



That breakfast in the Cherry Tree

Geordie Alan burgers

Bar muffins

Eddie Grant

GT's loyalty even in hard times

Dead

Me on Sunday morning

Swan taxis

The lack of Salford fans playing out after games nowadays

Failed jibs

Inbreds

RED:
Twisted Wheel @ Academy

DEAD:
The amount of n0bs in the crowd. Majority of them under the age of 16.
NKAG - No Kids At Gigs!


RED:
90% completion rate
"Beat by your feeder club"
The stick given to Robinson
Luke Adamson
Ratchford's apparant hatred for Robinson
Robinson's kicking game not improving at all since his time away from us.
Morrissey on Saturday

DEAD:
£5 to park at the Galpharm
Diversions in Huddersfield

Red:
18 (eighteen).

Dead:
European election leaflets.

No need for that mate.

Red
Performance on sunday
Dead
Car Parking prices
Out of collar

=redRED

Elderberry & Lime Kopparberg,
Beating my target time for the Manchester 10k,
Capitalism & Freedom by Milton Friedman,
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DEAD

The ending for Season 7 of 24,
Paying out £450 for flights to Rome when I could have booked them for £50 at the beginning of the year.

It's horrible, had one on Sunday in Huddersfield.

RED

Salford panning someone away from home.
'We'll never lose in Yorkshire!'
'Are you watching Robinson!?'
Really thinking we have got a chance at Wigan in the cup.
Lancashire's continuing march to Lords, unless Essex beat us again.
Trying to get a game together at the Indoor cricket centre at OT.
Booking Cribs tickets for October.

DEAD

Umpires who don't give people out when they are bowled.
Fat people who play for Essex.
The conditions at OT today.
Jacko shifting back a gig I was going to all the way to next March!
Exams you haven't revised for.

Early contender for Moment of the Season.

It was the most blatant and plum bowled I have ever seen in my life...bleeding umpires trying to jip us already!!!

=redRED

New golf clubs
Tigress woods
The whole buzz from sunday - 1st the manny 10k run then straight to hudds for the best performance i've seen this season.
Fleabay

DEAD
Night shifts getting in the way of your life
Realising from the way I finished I could've got a better time.
A whole year till the next manny 10k ( i've got the bug)

RED

Salford winning again, coming from behind and running riot for a short period.
Cup fever gripping everyone, Wemberlee.
'It's getting harder to hate the fat c[iun[/it'
Lancs marching closer to Lords.
[i'We're on the march with Peter Moore's army,
we're all going to St. John's Wood,
and we'll really shake them up,
when we win the Gillette Cup,
cos Lancashire are the greatest cricket teammm!'[/i

Red
Salford win , well done guys
Special mention to Luke Adamson
The choir pre match
Widnes v Gateshead for free
Gateshead for half an hour
The young lady singing for Widnes
Ian Morrison having a great game for Widnes
Dead
Forgetting to do the prediction league