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Dishwasher juice or whatever it was called,
Caerdydd,
Bridgend and (most) of the natives, once again,
Warrington blowing it against Saints as usual,
SGreggs,
Bangers & mash.

DEAD

Rae & Nephew,
The Ashes cricket yesterday. It's probably because I'm a part-timer but a full day of blocking and padding the ball away just doesn't do it for me,
Lacking the willpower not to draw cash off my credit card,
3 & 1/2 hours on the train back to Stoke,
Having a dig at Myler on the back of one poor performance.

Red:
Getting on tv at the cricket on Saturday.
The aussie on the row in front dropping a catch.
[iYou've got a pineapple on the pitch.[/i

Dead:
A Salford forum member singing barmy army at the cricket yesterday.

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The weekend as a whole in Wales.
Leeroy on the train down.
Two packets of chicken tikka slices and salted peanuts for hangover food... What was he thinking?!
The first sighting of Welsh talent as we got off the train in Bridgend.
The whole day of drinking in Bridgend. Marvellous stuff.
Mal's idea on what to do with certain women. Genius.
Pigtails and sailor outfits.
Mal and Karl being dragged onto the dance floor.
"We all know what that battery's from..."
The York Lounge sing-along. "Come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a United Road, United Road, United Roaaad..."
Sofia Gardens/SWALEC Stadium. Very nice venue indeed.
The performance from England's lower order. Magnificent.
Paul Collingwood.
Seeing all the Aussies in the ground looking completely sick.
Lancashire winning.
Jibbing home.




Dead
Salford's performance.
McRae not doing the decent thing and jumping from the gantry...
Sofia Gardens/SWALEC Stadium. Just not geared up for a full house.
The lads next to us who admitted the only reason they were at the Ashes was to drink. After all, that is, apparently, the only way you could stand to watch it... So why not just go to a pub? Saves you £25 on the ticket and you're not paying around £3/£3.50 for a pint.
Ricky Ponting. Utter prick.
England's top order. Sort it out, lads.
A forum member singing "Barmy Army".

Red

Hickmans Dishwater
The Red Army Cocktail
"This is the worst ground ive ever been on"
Rae & Nephew
Taxi driver taking us back to hotel at night with a hatred of Gavin Henson and i think he knew tom jones or somthin


Taxi driver nearly dropping us at the wrong hotel
Shopping in Bridgend (not the keenest shopper but there was some good stuff on offer)
Breakfast
Sitting in morrisons eccles car park listenin to the cricket as Alex Stewart said dont move and do it for your county

Dead
Red army light cocktail/ the Red Devil
Pub being shut when we got back
Next door knocking on the wall all night

Red: Watch Lancs for 25p: www.lccc.co.uk/index.php?p=news&id=3014

Red: Watch Lancs for 25p: www.lccc.co.uk/index.php?p=news&id=3014

Quote ="Karlos13"Red: Watch Lancs for 25p: www.lccc.co.uk/index.php?p=news&id=3014'" I'd rather buy a 25p mix up

Quote ="Karlos13"Red: Watch Lancs for 25p: www.lccc.co.uk/index.php?p=news&id=3014'" I'd rather buy a 25p mix up

RED

Becoming a Grandad again


Baby Ellen weighing in at 7.4 pounds on St Swithins Day
does this mean more babies for the next 40 days




DEAD

not being able to find my pluse at Hope Hospital

whats a 'pluse' do you mean 'pulse' pev. by the way congrats you dont look old enough.

thats why they couldn't find it sticky keyboard

=redRED -Carlos Teves
Bigpev at becoming a grandfather
=darkblueDEAD-The weather today

RED
- Jimmy Anderson's batting this morning
- Jimmy Anderson's bowling this morning

=redRED

Ponting's dismissal


Ponting's reaction to the above

Karma mate!!
After his behaviour last week it makes it even sweeter...plus he should have been given out LBW any road!

I kind of wish it wasn't an LBW just to annoy him further

That's just not cricket!!

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Tom Watson in Tiger woods out.

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Getting stuck in traffic comeing home from Cumbria for the weekend and missing out on getting to the game and more importantly getting my predictions down for last night, well at least it gives some of you also rans a glimmer of hope.

DEAD
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - there's nearly 3 hours of my life that I won't be getting back



RED
England 1-o up in the Ashes
Freddie's first 5-fer at Lords
The fact I have had the good sense to NOT watch the first 5 Harry Potter films

=redRed

England's first win at Lord's against Australia since 1934.
Ricky Ponting having to congratulate England on a victory.
Andrew Flintoff.

Seconded.

DEAD

Carvery's running out of Gammon.

RED
- Pro 40 cricket, why are they getting rid of it???


- Lancs v Surrey last night, quality game and great result for us
- Steve Parry, Tom Smith and Dorothy Ball
- Bradley Wiggins' performance in Le Tour so far

DEAD
- the complete balloons sat behind us at the cricket last night...I remember what it was like to have my first teenage beer too


- Pietersen out of the Ashes meaning the little ginger turd Ian Bell will most probably be in the team

RED -

Darts in Blackpool the morrow, then Warrington on Sunday

DEAD -

Not having Lancs in the FP Final at Lords on Saturday in between the 2 !!

RED
Being off sick with swine flu meaning i've got to watch lots of tour de france



DEAD

Swine flu stopping me from getting out on my road bike and churning up some miles

Does that mean we'll all have it on Monday?

Well I was at the game on fri night and your all ok, so i'm afraid that you'll all have to go work on monday morning


See you all on sunday i'll be the one sneezing over Martin Offiah if I see him

not got a swine flu mask from work then fungus...thats the next step for us...