Or as I like to call: the blind man's crumpet.

Sounds classy.

RED
The weather getting a bit better
Not having to drive to, and home from, work in the dark

DEAD
The very slight improvement in weather meaning my neighbours get their BBQ out?!
Potential for race-riots in Bolton

Dead

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Red

Bromheads Jacket

People in ridiculously sized point shoes

Sunday's Football

50th birthday doo on a Sunday night

Dead

50th birthday doo on a Sunday night when you've got work the next day

Dead
FC losing 5-1 at home to Bradford PA

=#FF0000Red
No one giving a sh*t because of today's announcement that the site we've earmarked for our new ground is in Newton Heath.

Red:
MAY68 at Retro bar.
Two Door Cinema Club at Deaf Institute.

Dead:
Try scheme non payers.

Red - Carlos Teves (thank god we signed him)
- The lads performance on Saturday
- My performance at golf on Friday (eh Jim Jalfrezi

)

Dead - the lovely spring weather

DEAD.

Broken home computers.
Net nanny at work.

Tevez isn't red, he's a blue silly.

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The People of Munich
The trip
The Hotel night staff letting me reopen the bar at 5:15
The Beer
The Trip
Munich Public Transport
Jet2 Return Flight
Going Through Security with Sir Alex and the Team
The ladies serving the BEER

Dead

the match
Northern Rail

I thought he could at least learn to spell his hero's name right.

all the "zzzzzzzzz" are in the stands so none left for Player's names.

Today it is April so should a new thread be started?

Agreed.



Dead

Cocks who steal your boarding card.

RED
* Salford winning / City winning / United losing / Spurs losing

DEAD
* Based on past experience the next time the above will happen will be in 2027



Oh...and Lemon and Lime till the banks call time

Is it not April now K.O.T.S?

Dead:

Wannabee mods.

Red - going to Eritrea tomorrow. Where? That sounds like a country you've made up.

How patronising...


RED
* Beginning to feel positive (albeit only a little) about Salford
* The weather in London today
* The weather in London this weekend
* My daughter's reaction to her first experience of being in a swing
* My daughter's body after eating a strawberry

DEAD
* Eating sensibly

RED
Sunday kick offs
The weather
Having a free house for a week
Gibbo and the old players
The recent much improved performances

DEAD
Sunday kick offs meaning waking up for work with a massive hangover
Being absolutely 100% skint
The above meaning I'm missing my first game in 5 seasons this week
Hiccups
Work
Work
Work
Oh yeahh and ........ Work

=#FF0000RED


The cost of holidays to greece this year.
The atmosphere and general feel good factor a wee bit of applied effort can create at the Willows.
Kick A$$, long time sine i've seen a funnier film.
The weather and drinking beer as a direct result.
Curries from up the magical holly steps in Eccles, Chas your a Curry Meister.
The abundance of chavs to s at Penny Flash on Saturday when having a wander round the lake.

=#0000FFDEAD

Not knowing if Greece is worth the risk with the Euro exchange rate and the dire financial situation over there.
The election, we all know they are a lieing bunch of to$$ers but they still peddle their bilge.
Ben and Jerrys at the pictures, hhhhhhhhhm should I buy 3 scoops of ice cream or a nice 2 up 2 down to live in??.
Curry ar$e in work and the complaints of my fellow porta cabin dwellers

=#0000BFDead

Jilly's
The Music box

Red

Yesterday - perfect all round.

Beating Citeh in the last minute

Chelski getting beat

The weather

Volcanic ash (For many reasons)

The Boundary Stone and the bloke singing random songs

The lad who was completely off his tits in venue dancing on his own

Vodka and Apple juice