Cant wait to see some of them.

Im sure they aren't all that bad.

Of Danny they are

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AC/DC

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Annoying regulars on this site nagging can you get me a car as i've been diverted to Stanstead - Hiya W Denis P




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Darren, thanks very much for sorting it, I'd have helped you out in that situation and a couple of cheeky sherberts will be winging their way to you soon!

It was either pay £70.00 per person on a one-way train ticket X 5 or £34.00 per person again X 5 for a coach that was going to take 10 hours to get to Manchester [iOR[/i phone a friend who works in car hire and expect to be given a decent rate for a days hire, you duely supplied it at £46.00, we got the free upgrade you told me to ask for and got home safe and sound. Cheers



P.S. Hope the cars OK and its now back in the hands of AVIS, as after I got dropped off I couldn't tell you where its ended up

Dead

Breaking my phone and then losing my old one that I was using as a replacement

Red

Some very nice person from little hulton just ringing my mum to say shes found my phone

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Paris.
The Eiffel Tower at night.
Donkeys in Paris.
The couple of days in Perpignan.
Salford's following.
Mal's, erm, "impressions." Ordsall Red is right, I was laughing far too much to take the pictures at one point.
Martin's chat up lines. "Bonjour!" "Je t'aime." "Oi, bitches, I'm talking to you!"
Emma and Dave's dancing in Tio Pepe's.
"It's a puppet."
Parky's hillarious freshness.
"No football at rugby... 4-1, 4-1, 4-1..."
"Stand!"
"Mal's going down on a city fan tonight..."
The front of the bus.
French women. Lovely.

Dead
The Eiffel Tower during the day. It's Blackpool Tower, just bigger.
People singing "Ingerlund, Ingerlund, Ingerlund" during the game. Just f*ck off, would you?
Sharing a room with Darth Vader the night after the game.
Getting stuck behind a sleeper train on the way back from London.
JobCentrePlus. C*nts.
Idiots on the Sin Bin who claim to be intelligent and yet can't see how a safe standing section works and claim they're just as dangerous as decaying terraces from the '70s.

It was better the first time, at Boston don't you agree? Oh, hold on...

One away game in a season and he gets all carried away.

are you sure the lady is not from Walkden? North

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Racist tools who've decided to use today as an excuse to abuse anyone who, to them, isn't "pure bred white English." Standing outside boozers and abusing passing Asians isn't celebrating being English.

Also Dead: not going to Perpignan this time, and now having to listen to all your tales of merriment



.........Red: Not going to Perpignan this time, and hence not having to paying thru the nose for ale and the like

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Morons who don't understand anything about St. George's day celebrating it and using it as an excuse to put flags up and get pi[size=9.[/sizessed.

Good point - everyone knows that real Englishmen don't need any excuse to get pi[size=9.[/sizessed.

Dead

Staying in on a Friday night - first time in years

It being a week ago already since france - This time last week we were boogieing on down in Tio pepes.

We have been out for a meal! What more do you want?!



Ahhh...Good times, I was probably flat out on the floor

I suppose so, too many meats!

Think your feet stayed firmly on the ground on the Friday it was the Saturday night they weren't, in more ways than one

No invite?

You can take my place in future sniffer if you want, although I wouldnt put yourself through it

Red
Salford City (horse)
Salford City FC




2nd half comebacks
The effort put in yesterday by the players

Dead
SL Match Officials - S-H-I-T-E.
Being skint
Schoolboy errors costing us the game against a poor Hull FC team
Bolton's micro climate..... got fookin soaked yesterday playing Golf

RED

Getting the Leeds DVD from the club shop with clear shots of the fans going wild.

Dead

No commentary on the DVD, one of the main reasons for getting it was the hope of Steve Ramsbottom in meltdown when Turner went over.

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St Paul's Cathedral. Quite smart actually.

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(Cabbie): {In thick potteries accent} Big game for Stoke this weekend, do you follow them?
(Me): Nah, I'm United.
(Cabbie): Oh yeah I've always followed Man U, but y'know since Stoke got into the Premiership I follow them too.
(Me) got this weekend?
(Cabbie): I'm not sure actually ...





Swine flu/SARS/BSE/Bird flu and every other minor disease which sends news readers across the UK into a panic every two years.

The bright spark who came up with the NYC plane publicity shots idea. Genius. Total genius.

Red

Elbow

Pay day tommorow

Using a celebritys car to charge my ipod