As requested!

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Losing to the scum




Leigh at New Year
Utd and Barca letting me down on a 17 team accumulator.

Red - The next round of the F.A.Cup

Red
City fans once again showing how obsessed they are with MUFC. Not just the Pavlov Dog above, but most of the blues I know have been going on about it. It's nice to know that United will always bring joy to many people no matter what.
Lancs signing Sangakkara (yeah, yeah, I know I'm late on this one.) Genuine giddiness about the title assault this season has crept in. I give it until May.

Dead
Leeds. Horrible, horrible, horrible shower.
Spending most of the holidays being ill. What a sh*te Christmas.

GT - Don't bite mate, we'll take it out on the bertie's on Wednesday

Not over here til May is he?

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3 hours round trip from Weaste to Barton bridge due to snow.
Coming home to find England have lost 2 wickets in the first 5 minutes.
Brainless fukkwitts and the way they drive in poor weather.

=#FF0000RED.

Being told just in time to come off at Barton that i'm not expected in, so as the collonists say SNOW DAY.
TMS allday.
Bacon and egg butties to warn me up.

VERY VERY RED
Snow

. Gonna build me a snowman at lunch!!!




Getting giddy over snow and acting at least 25 years younger than my 32 years of age


PDC Darts

DEAD
Jibbers...... jeez a little bit of snow and people can't get into work.

Does no-one know how to use their legs anymore?
BDO Darts. P1ss poor, standard not much better than my local league

WHITE
Everything!

RED
Owen Coyle
Snow days

DEAD
Matty Taylor to Turf Moor?!?

Dead - not being able to get off my drive today
- city game getting called off
- swinton game being cancelled
- watching the cricketers playing in that heat whilst we freeze
-2 weeks till pay day


Red - The look on my 4 year olds daughters face after the completion of our 5ft snowman (priceless)

Who is paranoid now mate. where did i mention the scum in my post? being ill must have affected your eyes as well as your mind

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The fireworks at the London Eye on New Year's Eve.
Bush Hill Park massive.
Top Gear Bolivia special.

DEAD

Having the rug pulled from underneath my future employment plans.
The snow. I. Don't. F*cking. Care.
Darts.

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Snow Days.

Couple I forgot.

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Shooting.

DEAD

[url=http://www.redultras.net/The Red Ultras[/url.
O2 wanting £189 off me to upgrade to a 3GS from an iPhone 3G.

Keepin it real.

We have a park in Bush Hill Park. Does that make it Bush Hill Park Park? Anyways, I digress..

RED
*The snowman in my back garden - Snowberto Mancini
*Sheikh Mansour writing off City's trading loss while United's financial problems show no sign of improving

RED / DEAD
Signing of Patrick Vieria

DEAD
*Ice

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England winning the Draw









who said cricket was boring
college being shut again so I could watch

DEAD

watching England on the last day


17 balls
hiding behind the settee for the last 17 balls

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England warming me up in the afternoon.
Seeing a sense of public spirt due to the snow.
Chicken hotpot weight watchers meals, tis the new garlic bread



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'If you want to listen to music, go to a disco', my boss's reaction when I asked if I could bob home and get the DAB to listen to the cricket.
Cox driving way to fast on the M60.
Temp gauge reaching minus 15 at work this morning.

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Christmas
New Year
The amount of gatherings (Ok pass ups) I went to from mid December to last weekend.
Wilfred Parkin...thank you.


Guinness
Our new boiler
The Team of the Decade debates.
Guinness
The New season not far away
The snow
Guinness
Bill Taylor's antics!


English cricket
Ian Bell



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The Cost of the new boiler.


The team of the decade causing me more than a few headaches.


Being back in work after a nice break
Walking (well slipping) to work
Our gazebo
All the sporting cancellations

If that post wasn't meant as a p*ss take towards United then I'm a chuffing Dutchman. Oh, and "scum"? Nice.

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The darts. Even the BDO's got interesting with the past few games!
England managing to keep ahead in the series in South Africa.

Dead
The weather. I've had enough.
Falling on your a*se thanks to the ice.

Red - the safe return of Adebayor

Dead - still a week and a half till pay day
- Like above post by G.T. this weather is naffing me off now

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Bugger sorry.

Red- Rafa Benitez
- Not long now until Salfords first game
- Carlos Teves


- my winning fantasy league team
- the idea from Karlos regarding raising money for the club


Dead - still a week till pay day

=#FF0000RED www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... usade.html The most loathesome human being known to man, confirms my love of Americans, now if only he'd get the message and keep off all forms of public display. =#0000FFDEAD I pay my taxes so why can I shoot the fat tongued tw@ who is Oliver in the face, rid the world of it's greatest blight and earn myself universal respect at the same time

=#FF0000RED www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... usade.html The most loathesome human being known to man, confirms my love of Americans, now if only he'd get the message and keep off all forms of public display. =#0000FFDEAD I pay my taxes so why can I shoot the fat tongued tw@ who is Oliver in the face, rid the world of it's greatest blight and earn myself universal respect at the same time

Red - Pay day
- Forever reds calander (an absoloute bargain)

DEAD
William Gallas - dirty, cheating 2@