Or Duran Duran's [iRio[/i. To be honest, if the KR fans aren't going to take advantage I reckon we should stick a bid in.

It's as good a rationale as any.

All the above would work with Theo and we've never given him anything more than "Theo, Theo, Theo" - maybe that's why he wants out.

Wouldn't want to start singing "Sue-sue-sue Theo" now just in case it puts any ideas in the Doc's head.

Well seeing as it's pronounced =#BF0000Tay-o (apparently) rather than the traditional English Theo I always thought It was perfect for a rehash of "The Banana Boat song" (Day O) by Harry Belafonte. I've started with the more difficult lines of each verse so if anyone wants to have a go at completing the chant I'm willing to split the royalties 50/50....




=#BF0040 Theo Theo
Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day O
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Work all night on a drink of rum
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Day, me say day O
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day, me say day
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Day, me say day O
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day, me say day
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me banana
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home

Day O, day O
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day O
=#FF0000 Theo come and he don't wanna go home