If it makes you feel any better, we are still waiting for minutes too, so it's not a case of the information being restricted to those on the panel.

Only read the top couple of entries, but is the first list "Number of Forks in a Typical Family Tree"?

Excellent shot sir. Well played.

The first list is the average mensa IQ of fans per Town.
The second the number of 'intact females '?

Well seeing as the thread is going down the usual route of supporters "in breeding" why not call the club Marwans Red Devils and then you could play where ever he wants.

Do you mean in-breeding ?

Suprised you do not know the difference ... or do your fans breed at matches (it would explain the number of comments you lot make with f***ing).