Because he couldn't quite handle the strength of British lager.

Did he ever actually play in a competetive game for us?

Did he join us in any capacity? I thought he had trials at Keighley at the height of Cougarmania, then was never to be heard of again?

I think it was Keighley. Wasn't he on Gladiators?

Aye, think you're right on both counts. If I recall correctly his party trick was jumping over a car and, in a triumph of erudition from our Yorkshire pals, they planned to have him jumping over the scrum. For literally no reason whatsoever.