Quote ="mitie mouse"I am trying to start my own business up,now what i need is somebody to give me at least 1.2 million per year so i can pay the people i intend to employ in my company.Now as you all know if you pay peanuts you end up with monkeys so i need that type of dough.Also i need sponsors to advertise their wares on my products,which will be the bees knees in my opinion,for x amount of dough.When my products are put on show,which will be between the months of feb and oct,hopefully,i say hopefully because my intended competitors will produce a better product than mine and our year will end in sept. Ah this might happen but i have a cunning plan,you see what i will do then will be to sell or let go my best products to these competitors of mine so that we get some more dough.Thus making us richer and them weaker. I know you are all mightily impressed with my plans but there is more.What i need now is for 7000 thousand of you mug.......er ,friends to turn up to our headquarters and give me 20 quid each,no questions asked,nudge nudge wink wink,and i promise i will not let you all know how we are doing,hows that for service.Please stop this stampede you guys because i have more,i am going to move our headquarters,yep,its a winner,how thus this grab yer?We will soon be moving our headquarters to a place where nobody knows in the middle of nowhere,which will make us the biggest company in our field all within 5YEARS.'"
Or you could copy the Bradford model and not pay anybody and get the RFL to pay your full salary cap.
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