...a fun cushion if this is anything to go by.

When did Gareth Thomas sign for Casleford?

Watch out for the mods. They frown upon anything resembling homophopia.

You are a very bad, bad, bad boy. Your mother will be ashamed when she casts her "prim" eyes upon this.
Having just re-read that back to myself, I' going to have to "broaden my reading material" from "historical maritime" to something lighter!!
I must hasten to my hammock via a round Robin to the heads as duty has me up at three bells.

"Screw me leg off an pick the sand from me vaseline: lest we have a rough passage".

Love to the missus and sprog.

Father.