Oh, now hang on a second...

"The Bangladesh Caterers' Association - which represents 12,000 Asian restaurants across the UK - says a cap on immigration will have a serious effect on their ability to recruit skilled chefs from outside the EU to work in the UK."

Now do you see what you've done England? SEE WHAT YOU'VE VOTED FOR? First the VAT increase, then the public service cuts and now they come for our curries. Never EVER trust a Tory. I'm voting SNP next time around - the sooner we get devolution from this bunch of posh-faced bhuna thieves the better. Alec Salmond may be an economically illiterate buffoon, but he'd keep his hands off our curry.

You've gone too far this time Cameron, too far.

But the Polish Deli in Chorlton should be alright

According to the exemptions being announced today, "elite sports people" will be exempt from the cap. Cue debate as to what defines a sportsman as elite.

might have something to do with the 2012 Olympics

So classify cooking curries as an elite sport and get it accepted into the Olympics.

Job done.