Barry McKenzie (in the third person) has no other passports than his British one.

Barry McKenzie would be embarrassed to have a european passport

So Barry McKenzie you can take a photo of someone's passport.

It only took him 24 minutes to take the pic so it's gotta be his, unless he is [ithat [/iprepared to keep up the conspiracy

fair enough.

His flat mate's?

And I'm sure Europe is (or would be) embarrassed to have you here!!

Ill be totally honest here.

I have travelled pretty extensively around continental Europe. I have enjoyed seeing different cultures, the way different people live their lives and just generally enjoying seeing different sights.

One thing I have noticed without fail is the hostile attitude towards me in european countries such as France Spain and Italy (and to a certain degree Poland and Slovakia) when people think I am English. I do speak a little French, German and Spanish but not well enough to get away with people thinking I am a local. People will always scowl at me and grunt 'English?'

Yet as soon as I explain to people that I am actually NOT English and I am Australian peoples attitudes towards me change instantly. People that claimed not to speak English all of a sudden start chatting away to me in better English than I have heard in a lot of northern British cities. Unhelpful people suddenly become the most helpful people I have ever met. During a recent trip to Turkey the locals couldnt be more helpful to me ...once they realised I was an Aussie and not English. And this is a country that remembers what happened at Gallipoli.
In Belgium a local family near Antwerp actually invited me to dinner AND put me up for the night once they realised I was an Aussie. Their grandfather had assisted a shot down Australian bomber pilot during WW2 and ever since then held Australia and her sons in high esteem.

Thank god for my beautiful blue passport and my southern cross tattoo

Actually he's just nicked that and cropped the picture. Someone called [url=http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/9mupdIpAHPhRKQ6dDnzEkAChaitanya[/url, who took it on Nov 26th 2008.




Here's the full pic:

Congratulations, you've just won part (shared with about twenty other people) ownership of Bazza

Barry McKenzie has used really obvious over the top australianisms, but has fallen down by using loads of English saying thats Australians simply do not ever say or ever use. People in the UK, have not spotted that.

He's just another English wind-up merchant and people on here get sucked in.

And finally showing the photo of any old Australian passport, and then Barry McKenzie gets publicly humiliated as we are shown it's someone elses. Oh dear. Now tell us how you were related to Phillip Gidley King. I know you'll have to look him up on google.

Move along now Bazza. You've been well sussed geezer. Laters.

He's a poor mans Bryson, without the talent, wit, intellect or knowledge.

Now WHERE did I say that THAT PICTURE was MY Passport???

The autograph should fetch about £60 on ebay if anyone wants to print it off





Good job I did this photo...just realised it expires in 2012

This thread has gone woefully off-track.

I know



I think we quickly established that Burgess probably WON'T hack it for long in the NRL.


Mods.

Lock it please.

Put your money where your mouth is then

He is better than any current aus backrower by miles!

In the backs you P*ss all over us with toxic urine but Burgess would walk into any NRL side and he will rip it up next year just like Ellis, he will be a better player than Ellis.

oh dear. Now taking the pretence even further.

the funny thing about barry mcenzie is he claims to be a cronulla fan

he always makes fun of ellery hanley

so i asked him which team ellery hanley scored the winning try against to get balmain to the 1988 GF?

the answer was cronulla, and of course BM didnt know it.

Barrys an old poster who used to ramble a bit more seriously but with the same old tired yap and can be found with his real username frequenting other forums on here. He's British

Thank god you are wrong

either that or LF

Spotted this yonks ago. Just stop feeding him. Now where is billy goat gruff when you really need him.

Why be so mysterious about it? Name and shame.

Yes please do

I would be fascinated to see who else I am






I get literally hundreds** of private messages from people on this site complimenting me not only on my in depth knowledge of footy, but also asking me when the auction will be for when I decide to sell off all the people I have 'owned' on here over the past few months.


Barry McKenzie the 'dalai lama' of footy would like to reassure his vast army of supporters that he has no other usernames on this excellent site.

Since the demise of League freak and Fredie, Barry McKenzie believes he has a duty to inform and educate the great british public on all things footy from a uniquely 'Ashtrayian' point of view

God bless you all.


Barry McKenzie




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