Did the poor folks sat in front of the commentary box provided with complimentary waterproof, or more specifically phlegm-proof, jackets?

Australian commentry on Paul Carige, "he's made some of the dumbest plays I've ever seen in a game of Rugby League". Salford signed him shortly afterwards.

Also an Aussie commentator calling Andy Gregory "the tubby milkbottle".

Ray Warren every time Jamal Idris touches the ball...."He's the biggest human being in the world"

I refer your honour to the fourth post on page 2 of this thread ...

The little milkbottle with chunky legs haha

Andrew King - Houdini!

Halifax v Hull KR CC quater final 1987
Alex Murphy talking about Wilf George.
"Just look at the size of those legs he's like one of those giant turkeys"

Not the best but one i remember is after lauitiitis try in the corner against wigan 2006 stevo watching the video ref replay says "no no no....oh hes got it! this will be the try of the century!"

Ray French at the Old Craven park 'they come here every week to salute their hero's'

Just as the high level camera panned across the toilet block with no roof, all you could see was steam coming out of it

Was it Ted Lowe who said 'for those of you with black & white Tv's, the pink is behind the blue'

Slight tangent but the ' SLTV: Man of Steel Awards 2010 ' on a popular video site now has subtitles available. Switch them on and see how wrong they get it!

Sorry people its a wendyball one.

Possibly the most enthusiastic commentary ever

"Clyde 1 Commentary: Mcfadden goal V France"

You know where

'Thats one tonne of rugby you're looking at there... beef, brawn, muscle...The lot of it!'

Eddie Waring on a typical RL scrum

'That's St. Helens', Frankie Barrow tackling Leigh's, Leatherbarrow... No relation'

EW...

'He's going for the corner... yes and 'ees in, yes, eee's in...the little man's in!' [or words to that effect

Ray French on Jamie Sandy scoring a try for Cas in 1986

'ooohhh and Sonny Nickle on a bollocking run'

Ray French

'and suddenly!'

Virtually every game RF comentates on

[i"And there was Steve 'Audi Quattro' Smith!"[/i

[i"20 minutes from the line!"[/i

[i"His hands in his 'air!"[/i

[i"It's rough, it's tough, it's Rugby League!"[/i

[i"This big, blonde-haired prop, all 6 ft 9 of him!"[/i

Thick St. Helens accent - "Now Den" every time someone makes halfa break.

You forgot....OOF!!!

"Now den, Cunnnnninghaaamm, from acting half."

and "it had to be" or "it's a Taarrrryyyyy!!!!" or "he goes forward with his bald head" as if he might leave his bald head behind in other circumstances.

One of my favourites was when Stuart Fielden had a clear run to the line for GB against Australia, when he had his ankle tapped. "GET UP FIELDEN" shouted Eddie.

Non RL, but does anyone remember Harry Carpenter forgetting his BBC hat when Frank Bruno smacked Mike Tyson one? "Fighting back now Bruno AND HE'S HURT HIM! He's hurt Tyson! GET IN THERE, FRANK!!!"

Similarly, Brian's first stint as in journalism was as a touchline reporter for some local BBC tinpot station. Commentator asked him how it was on the touchline - Brian's reply was "I'm freezin me nuts off". Said in his Irish accent, it was hilarious.

Later on, commentator spied a subsitution and asked Brian to elaborate. Brian's reply was "I don't know I can't see a thing." Commentator asked him what he meant and he replied "Put it this way, Paul Anderson's just stood up right in front of me, and when you got a man 'dat soize' in front of you, you wouldn't be able to see a thing either"

You've gotta love Brian Carney

You reckon?

I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone

And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.

It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.

'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?

What a clown

That prick Steve Ryder interviewing Jonathan Davies, Immediately after Wales's semi-final defeat to England in the 1995 RL World Cup.

Ryder: "Jonathan, after such abrilliant performance, why are you even considering going back to Rugby Union?"

Davies" "'cos it's fooking easier"

Just thank your lucky star's that Ben Ikin isn't commentating anymore they might as well dressed him in a Brisbane Broncos cheerleader's outfit. And yes it is that traumatic