Who? Looking at the ooc list I can't see many.

Come on then.. answer my simple question if you can.

Oh, I kept my question simple so that you can understand it, and to help you avoid writing in your answer the usual rubbish you pen on here.

Or, you could just admit that in your rush to try and score points off another contributer, you made a horlicks

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It's just TOO good

That is Exactly what your mama said

signed for crusaders nxt season

Said he wants silverware.

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You see, the thing with Leaguefan is that for some bizarre reason, he seems to believe what he posts is the truth. It's such a damn shame really, I almost feel sorry for the guy but then the feeling goes away after a couple of nano seconds. You can just imagine him to reside in a dark, dank attic room full of kleenex boxes that are used everytime he "catches someone".

The funny thing is, all you have to do is talk about how garbage the match officials are in RL and he sees his big style. It's comedy gold, you could just image him stomping on his floor in disgust.

The thing what is also sad is, he seems to believe he is a WUM, but he doesn't even come close to the likes of Agent Provocateur for quality wind ups. He seems to be in the same column as PHIPPS for just basically not having a clue what he is talking about, plus the obsession with match officials is extremely unhealthy in the extreme. I'm wondering if he has a laminated photograph of Stuart Cummings next to his bed, you know, one of the "easy wipe" photos.

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This is wonderful

i've hear phelps from us also to widnes

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Seems like Widnes are being linked with everyone. Makes a change from it being us.

Bring it on, Apparently Hep Cahill is nailed on.

hep cahill will do nicely thankyou

can we have sammut too? that would be nice. why not danny burderus while we are it? they will all be jumping ship if leeds carry on

Can`t argue with that.

Erm he's from Hull.

I did correct myself later on

Widnes to announce 2 signings tomorrow, press conference at 1pm.

I've heard it's Billy Slater and Greg Inglis.


The fumes from the petrochemical factory and the general Widnes lifestyle proved too much of a draw for them both to resist.


Keep it under your hat though.

what petrochemical factory? ellesmere port is about 20 miles away.
Widnes, yet another place you have clearly never been to but feel compelled to comment on.

They have quite a lucrative deal lined up, the smog and chemicals will allow them to grow an extra finger on each hand for improved ball skills. An extra eye for them gaps in the defence and what player could resist.

In keeping with past announcements I'll go with Joe Lydon and Kurt Sorensen as the "breaking news" signings

Seriously....how many Marvel and DC comics super heroes were created because of chemicals and radioactivity? I rest my case.

20 miles away... so thats about 10 mins for your average Widnes back to front burberry baseball cap wearing light fingered chav and his mates in a lowered Citroen Saxo with 20" alloys and an exhaust the size of my chimney.

I'll wager the toxic cloud can do it in half that time.

well, its nice to know you aspire to something