johnny ray johnny ray johnny johnny he's got grey hair but we dont care johnny johnny ray allways made me laugh when the kr fans sang it

leigh speccies in the promotion season of 2004......

after a touch of class to set up a try, started singing........"THERES ONLY ONE TOMMY MARTYN"

to which tommy pointed out to the crowd.....er, no, theres actually TWO!!!!

Lee Hansen arrived at Leigh with hopes of being the forward to solve a few problems, on his debut a few fans were being critical and another chipped in with ''Give him a chance he's still getting over jet lag'', a few games later he had earned the knickname 'jetlag'

Slightly off topic but I remember reading that when Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia the Celtic supporters taunted him in an old firm derby with

[i"2 Andy Gorams
theres only 2 Andy Gorams"[/i


10/10 for that one

If this thread teaches us anything it's that there have been very few original chants since the mid 90's

Nah, the worst one the retarded South Stand come out with is the "[iOne Lee Smith[/i" chant, with band accompiament. It doesn't even scan ferchrissakes!

One from KR fans in the mid-90's, to spectacularly s**t prop Dave Hosking:-

[i"Don't laugh at me, 'cos i'm The Mule"[/i

From football, but still a good chant.

Man Utd at Liverpool

"Park, Park, wherever you may be
you eat dog in your own country,
but it could be worse and you could be scouse,
eating rat in your council house"

I think when I was at a Toronto FC game last year and the TFC fans shouted 'we don't pay for healthcare, we don't pay for healthcare, na na na na!' and just this fat guy from Columbus shouted 'f*ck off' that was tops.

chanting "you fat b*st*rd" to Terry O'Connor when fc was playing Windes at there place and his team mates having to calm him down lol

The Asa Amone one you thought up was quite good.

At the boulevard just after Hanley got done for burglary he knocked on from the scrum. Someone piped up:

"You wouldn't have dropped it if it was a colour tv"

To the tune of "The Laughing Policeman" (i think that's what it's called) after Salford beat Warrington on the opening day of the 2006 season:

[iThere was a team called Wire,
They thought they were the best,
They thought they'd win the Super League and all the f*****g rest,
They though they'd beat the Salford,
They though they'd beat them all,
But on that famous opening day it was 6 to 24,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha[/i

All credit to Yorkshire Red for that one.

Ellery Hanley got done for burglary????


seriously????

He spent some time in prison when he was young - if you check out his Bradford career, he missed several seasons in the early eighties. I've heard him say that his parents went back to St. Kitts when he was in his mid-teens, leaving him to look after himself. Not many people come out of prison and go on to achieve so much.

Yep and his first game after doing bird was at the Boulevard in front of the old threepenny stand. Bradford won that night, but Hanley was given the roughest ride you could ever imagine.

I remember Peter Fox being interviewed on Radio Humberside prior to a Bradford game at the Boulevard. The interviewer noted that Hanley was missing from the line-up and asked Foxy where Ellery was: "Jail I believe".

Any other coach would've claimed he had 'flu

Carl Sanderson also brought Ellery down to the Boulevard for trials shortly after his release from borstal. Arthur Bunting reckoned he'd never make a rugby player and the rest, as they say, is history

Odsal, Bradford v Hull FC and one FC fan shouts at Joe Vagana: "Oi Vagana, just remember you're only one letter different from a c**t"

Wembley 1994, Wigan v Leeds: One end chanting "Wigan, Wigan, Wigan" followed by the other end chanting "Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire". At a rare lull a single voice was heard: "Batley"

Bet it wasn't half as rough as the ride he was given in the jail showers

To the tune of Prince Charming by adam and the ants

Chris Riley oh oh
Chris Riley oh oh
Ginger pubes are nothing to be scared of.

Apparently all Chelsea fans are 'very happy' www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E

Apparently all Chelsea fans are 'very happy' www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E

Leeds fans v. Man U;

Timmy Howards got a tick, doodah doodah,
Timmy Howards got a tick oh doodah day,
with a f**k f**k here and a f**k f**k there

Not very pc, but very funny.

And from years ago at Maine Road,
Man City fans;
Summ Summ Summ Summ Summerbee
Leeds fans in reply
'Oo the f**king 'ell is he!

Wakey v. Sts when Pryce was waiting sentence for beating someone - cop car goes past with 'dee-dahs' on, someone shouts 'Taxi for Pryce!'

Wakey v. Whinos this year, on the way out wakey fans singing 'you used to be champions'!!

............and accompanying cries of 'ooooooooooh' at the end from the Fartowners !!


that was my mate, it was a bugle in fact and also had the Runcorn Highfield coach at the time ( cant remember his name !!) threatened to stick it where the sun didn't shine!
Hard to imagine a rivalry between Huddersfield and Keighley but it was massive at the time.

the year before catalans joined the superleague i think we, Hull KR, played them Treize Catalans at the time away in St Esteve. They knew they were joining superleague so made a big deal of it with local VIPs waiting the teams on the pitch and as the home team ran out, about 300 rovers fans met them with a few chorusses of Who let the frogs out, who? who? who? still makes me smile thinking about it now!

Hilarious.