The barmaid at our local Walkabout says aussies have lota of those

You're certainly wide and heavy enough.

she seems to talk about aussies a lot and you seem to listen a lot.

its good to see you enjoy talking about aussies so much

If she works in a Walkabout it's more than likely she is Australian.

My Wii Fit age is 26.

Not bad for someone thats only 11 years old.

Think what you like but lets be completely serious for a minute.

How can a country so geographically close to gourmet experts like France and Italy sustain itself with a national cuisine of such utter, utter garbage???

Lets have a look at Englands 'signature' dish. It's the eloquently named 'Full English'

1.Fatty bacon.
2.Egg fried in grease.
3.Baked beans in tomato sauce.
4.A slice of bread fried in oil.
5.Mushrooms boiled in butter.
6. Black pudding (pigs blood and congealed fat in a sausage shape) FRIED in yet more grease
7 Sausage (A mix of pig guts, rusk and gluten stuffed into an artificial skin....and then fried. In yet more grease)

Other tasty pommie foods include Devilled Kidneys, Kippers (traditionally eaten for BREKKY) and a small piece of Cod, coated in a large piece of batter, FRIED yet again and traditionally served in an old copy of the Daily Star with heaps of soggy chips covered in vinegar and salt.


Its little wonder that the rest of the world bags out pommie food

Thank god you've arrived. We missed you Barry!

Thank you Chris.

You aren't the first person to have said that to me.

It's always good to be amongst my loyal and ardent supporters.

Sarcasm doesn't come across well when written down, does it?

Thats one thing I must agree with you on

Two of the most popular dishes in the UK are Chicken Tikka Masalla with Pilau Rice, and Spag Boll.

Remind us again the famous culinary masterpieces that australia have produced barry?

Thats because she is an Aussie



Conversation went something like this:

Me: Why did you leave all that sun, sea and sand.

Her: I wanted to broaden my outlook on life, you can't do that in oz - people don't want to talk to you they just want to talk about themselves. I don't know which is bigger an aussie blokes mouth or his ego



Me: You must have been talking to Dally and Barry

Get serious you say? There isn't one person on this website who takes you seriously. Lets face it posting drivel like this just shows your immaturity and lack of knowledge - you are becoming embarrassing.

PS how do the French make foie gras and what do Italians put into salami?

Can you not just look it up on google???

This is a footy forum



Barry McKenzie may be the 'Dalai Lama' of all things RL but he doesnt really know the ins and outs of foie gras production or the constitution of Italian Salami.

All I really know about that is that 'foie gras' is actually French for 'Fat Liver' and it's produced by force feeding geese.

As for what goes into Italian Salami? Not sure....again you would probably be better off googling it. I would think it was probably on par with the british sausage in terms of healthy eating.

A friend of mine is from Poland and she tells me horse meat is commonly used in salami in eastern Europe.

Hope this helps.

Regards.

Barrington.

I already know. But I thought you might like the excercise





So why do you post pictures of bridges and buildings and list tourist menus





A friend

Now we know you're fibbing.

Barrington Bradman Bing McKenzie already has the body of a greek god and therefore needs no further exercise.





At the time of posting those pictures the debate in question (not started by me, people should try and keep on the topic) was regarding the Poms poor engineering, architecture and design techniques





Barry McKenzie actually has a Facebook page with 87 friends...all of which I actually know

But do they know you?

86 do.

The other one is the girl who plays Rosie Webster on Coronation St and she has just applied for an injunction against me

Why do I get this image of Barry when I read his posts?

He's smartened himself up then

Your exaggerating again - playing cerberus in the school play does not count





So not discussing RL then?



Wow - no really, but do you know they all talk about you behind your back

Shepherds Bush Walkabout made me look like Sir Les Patterson.

Damn you Walkabout, Redback Tavern and the Church

I used to look like this

You look good in red

taken from the film Barry McKenzie no doubt!!!

About an Australian in London.

Such creativity from someone pretending to be one.