In all fairness, sarcasm is hard to detect online.

Because like 99% of internet gobes, if Mathers was stood in front of you showing off his carpet burns, you wouldn't dream of calling him soft or a 'tart.'

So we can all assume that you would be man enough to stand in front of the posters on here and call them "internet Gobes!".

Set and match.

The ones who are, yes, without hesitation - all at once.

How spoiled have you been; years ago in the amateur leagues, players, coaches, species, refs and anyone available formed a line and combed the pitch prior to kick off to rid it of stones and glass. Oh happy days and grazed knees.

Bring on the internet gobes!

But who are these mythical people. Only Bren2K can tell us.

I'm curious about how many people you stop in pubs and tell them to shut up because they wouldn't say whatever they're saying to the face of whoever they happen to be talking about.

I say I'm curious, I couldn't actually give a fsck. We all know it's none at all.

:BOW


I like the one with boots

Your next task is to find her in Lingerie shots

Last year when Cas brought the wrong shirts for the game versus the Giants at the Shay Mathers was tweeting about the way everybody but Cas was to blame.

he is a softc*ck prat with a career that has been on the slide for years.

What a stupid post.

Firstly, what has my tolerance of pub tittle-tattle got to do with anything?

Secondly, the comparison bears no resemblance to what's being discussed.

Thirdly, who is we?

Finally, if you're so cool and insouicant about the whole thing, why post in the first place?

Ar5e.

Do you or do you not tell people in pubs that they wouldn't dare say what they're saying to the relevant person's face?

No you do not.

You do however say this to people on internet forums and tell them they're nothing but keyboard warriors.

Thick though you are I'm sure you see the point.

Internet gobes 1 Bren2K nil

I declare internet gobes the winners!!!

You wouldn't dare say that to my face, etc etc.

Try me. I'm 6ft 4 and 18 stones.

I think he was just dying to use the phrase....

It's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog!

" your a big man , but out of condition". Michael Caine and Get Carter

I think Irony is lost on Bren, he is one of the biggest Internet gobes on here.

Because it's similar to internet tittle-tattle.


Yes it does. If you overheard someone in the pub saying Mathers was a tart, would you approach him and tell them they were a coward or something similar to that effect for not saying it to his face?

Probably not. Which makes you a hypocrite for making a point about it in a similar way.


A lot of people that read that comment.


To educate you.


Would you say that to his face?

Interesting - Wellsy13 told me you were a big softcock; I immediately asked him if he would say it your face of course.

Now now, that's libel. Don't go saying silly things because you've made yourself look stupid. I know a good lawyer (he sponsors our East Stand

)

Would Mathers of complained had he of got the grazes/cuts at Wakeys ground? Would he f**k. The only reason he complained imo is because he knew it was a synthetic pitch and he knew he would get some attention.

Ashursts knees look miles more bashed up than Mathers' FWIW.