Just seen the truck with Rangi Chase on the side - it has a UK tax disc, but foreign plates.

The Widnes Vikings truck is obviously top of the range with Mr Stobart being the rich uncle of the Vikings and big buddies with Steve O’Connor. It comes with a purpose built all- seater rugby league stadium supplemented by a top of the range futuristic intelligent pitch aptly name the Stobart stadium.

Salford had two prototype trucks that looked really good, but Warrington decided to have them.

The driver of the Salford Wagon , apparently took a diversion via the M56 to Manchester Airport and was never seen again

The original Salford truck was actually designed about a decade ago and was meant to be 50ft long, but after years of trying, it had to be changed to a 12 footer and painted partly in different colours, with the possibility of lending it to someone else every now and again.

Been told the St Helens Stobart Trailer made it all the way to Old Trafford and and then a freak gust of wind blew it's roof off

It was brand new as well.

The Warrington Trailer was pulled up in Salford ...where the driver was found to be tapping up young players...he was immediately dispatched to the local hospital for a course of Hormone treatment ....as he had an usually high voice for a man of his age

And the Widnes one is owned by the council. They weren't going to have one at first but they started to cry and got their way in the end.

The wheels are expected to fall off the Castleford lorry around the mid-season mark.

The other 13 lorries will all moan that the RFL are secretly paying for the London Wagons diesel, as well as having it washed and waxed daily and letting it have extra Australian drivers....not forgetting giving it the OK to be parked in a Union garage.