A group of us were once sledging Rangi Chase about his two sizes two small budgie smuggler shorts while he was stood waiting for a kick off from Wakefield, to which he turned round smiled and began to hold a lunge position. Any better reactions out there?

Not a player but once seen a ingoal touch judge secretly stick twos up at the fans behind the sticks

Last night we were singing 'Kylie is a girls name' to Leuleui and he turned to us and started dancing with a big smile on his face. Cracking reaction.

top man for that!

loves the banter does kylie

couple of year ago when we played at headingley loads of fans were calling him a fat barsteward and he just turned round,smiled and then lifted his top up lol

fair play to him

He's a great guy is Kylie. Genuinely nice fella. Going to be an accountant when he retires from playing.

I remember a set of fans calling Lauitiiti fat (!) to which he started rubbing his belly

not a come back but a few year back in london we were dinging to a prop. youve got a pineapple on your head. to which his other prop full back and stand off turned around and starting laughing and clapping at us. Always feels good singing songs which makes the players notice you.

quality.

years ago at the Boulevard

Fred Lindop gave a try from a blatant forward pass, whilst stood on 3d stand side waiting for the kick to be taken 1 irate fan shouted to Fred "oy Lindop are you f ing blind that was a forward pass"?

to which Fred replied with a wry smile " yeah but it was only a few feet forward, wait till you see the next one "



legend



and he kept his word

London v Leigh @ Crystal Palace. Referee Dave Asquith was overheard saying to one of the players "Stop your moaning. I took up refereeing to get away from the wife"

1986 Third Test at Central Park. Was behind the sticks under the scoreboard when Wally Lewis went in to effectively seal the game. I shouted something like "Eff you bald fatherless boy" and when the players came to celebrate with him he gave the two-fingered salute as his arms reached around whilst embracing another player lol.

I once ran the line for Ronnie Campbell at Wheldon Road, shortly after his treatment for bowel cancer. Some wag from the crowd shouted "oi Campbell, are you still wearing a bag?" To which Ron replied "yeah, do you want me to empty it all over your f***ing head?"

On another occasion I was reffing Leeds v Halifax Alliance at Headingley one Friday night. The scrum halves were Ray Ashton and Gary Stephens and the first half was simply one scrum penalty after another. I warned them both before the beginning of the second half that I'd be using the bin and sure enough the first scrum saw Stephens feed a scrum that the Fax loose forward was lucky to heel.

I called Gary out and before I could start bollocking him he enquired if he could ask me a question. When I agreed he asked what I'd do if he called me a c**t. I told him I'd send him off. He then asked what I'd do if he thought I was a c**t and I told him I couldn't do anything about what he thought. He replied with: "I think you're a c**t".

I just shook me head and let them carry on, accepting that I'd get a crap assessment

Another come-back incident although not by a player (it was me), it was rugby related. Me and three mates had been on the lash prior to a Challenge cup game at Knowsley Road. Walking from St Helens town centre to the ground we were stopped by a Merseyside police sergeant. He lined us all up against a terrace wall and proceeded to poke each of us in the chest with his big stick and stare into out faces. He got to me and said "there's a c**t on the end of this stick". Quick as a flash I replied: "not on this end there ain't".

The big bugger whipped me down an alley and beat the crap out of me. When I came back out me mates were still rolling on the floor laughing.

keep em coming everyone

One I used to use when TJ-ing whenever any one shouted "you want that flag shoving up your ariss" I used to reply "It won't go I've not got rid of last week's yet"

I once ran the line at Siddal in a BARLA cup game and got the usuual "you know what you can do with your flag touch judge". I spun round saying "stick it right up your f***ing ar*e", only to find Maurice Oldroyd looking suitably shocked. I hope it wasn't him that shouted it.

In one of Harris' first game back in league he queried Ganson's (I think) decision to which he replied "what's up Iestyn, have you not been watching the game for the last three years?"

I remember a TV game (must have been CC cos was on BBC) Bradford v somebody and Robbie Paul was questioning a lot of decisions from referee Steve Presley. Obviously exasperated Presley says " Robbie do you know what referee's signals mean?" Paul "Yes sir" Presley "In that case you don't need to keep asking me what every decision is for!"

Singing

Josh charnley is a Gypsy last year at the widnes game

Later on he posted a picture of a caravan on his twitter claiming it was "His new pad"

Not really a comeback - but when playing away at Dudley Hill as a raw teenager, I got up to play the ball and their gnarled overweight prop at marker slyly bashedt ball out of my hands. Ref gave them a scrum. He just touched me on the head - "hard lines cock".

One from the old Boulevard days.

A banana was thrown onto the pitch at Martin Offiah, but he proceeded to pick it up and took a bite. Dont think he every got another bad word said about him after that.

Couple of years ago, wire were playing wigan they were beating us and as they were walking back towards the fletch, we started chanting you fat at terry o connor, who looked up at us, looked at his stomach and started pointing at neil cowie who was alongside him. Cowie looked suitably upset.


Same insult again, only this time to bobbie goulding when he was at huddersfield in 99, i think, he turned around to us at one point and did a big geseture with his hand marking out this mythical fat stomach.


He then proceeded to destroy us



he also got quite a few renditions of 'taxi for goulding' that day as per the alleged incident he was involved in.

3 or 4 years ago, Widnes v Wigan in the Cup. Ganson running across the front of the Wigan fans as he warmed up getting all kinds of abuse, You Scouse B'tard, Ganson is a w***** etc.

On his way back across the front of the stand, he started skipping, smiling and blowing exaggerated kisses (with hands) to the Wigan fans. Got a big laugh and applause.

Another Ganson classic in a Carnegie 9's night at Orrell a few years back. When jogging back to halfway after observing a touchline conversion, the mostly Wigan fans shouted "Go on!", in the same manner you do when a player makes a break. Ganse broke into a full on sprint with goose steps

Very funny.

Leeds v wire a few seasons ago. Ganson is giving penalty after penalty (all justified) against wire. After yet another penalty Ganson called lee briers for a word, all of which is in ear shot of the refs mic it being a Sky game.

Briers gets the first line in with "Stevo is calling you pedantic right now"

Ganson, to his eternal credit retorts "if you want to see pedantic, keep talking and carrying of walking to the changing rooms"