Okay Wakefield Fans, I wrote a letter to a very nice man in Austria, called Dietrich Mateschitz, he's worth around £3.5 Billion, and I just thought of you when I read that, He owns a little soft drink firm in austria, Red Bull, and I think it could give you wings, to stay afloat in super league.
Quote Dear Mr Mateschitz,
Having been successful in New York, and Salzburg, at creating a football team that is the envy of the country. I think you may want to know about a club in England, that is also quite cheap, and up for sale.
The Wakefield Wildcats are a club that has been plagued with mediocrity, and could use a big name investor - you. I think that it would be a tidy earner for you, and you could sell red bull there to all the crazy youths. Also, the Rugby League scene is growing, according to the RFL, and the profile you would recieve would be close to that guy buying Manchester City. Please keep it in mind, we'd be ever so grateful.
Yours,
Conor Murphy. '"
Write it in a retarded kids handwriting, you got yoself a buyer. Don't thank me, thank my unbearable addiction to Red Bull.