Quote ="The Glorious League Freak"I did two and a half hours at TAFE.
Can you say that?
No.
Unqualified loser you are.'"
Day 1 at the burger van. "Right then Chris, this is how you hold the spatula. No, like this. Ok, slide the flat end - the FLAT end - under the burger...no Chris that's an onion...yes well done that's the burger...and flip over like so. Now then Chris, you've dropped it, that's coming out your wage. God Chris, I only gave you this job because your mum blew me like a trooper on Bondi in '78."
Just think, six months from now you could move onto hotdogs.