Your not on the leaderboard, better give another £1 to get him to log in

I've not even logged in yet. My geek, Gary, is logged in under his email. He says you're sh it.

Dont usually bite...

but your not in my team so it doesnt matter

Monthly Highscores
Terrace Singer 3,318
Lucky Luke 1,126

is that it?

I'm really glad we've moved to a new call centre style office where all the important people can see my screen. Should allow me to take part in virtually no fun. Stupid Department of stupid Health based in stupid Leeds stupid office of stupid doom.

I am in the same situation, the manager in my office can see my screen all the time.

Thankfully he is Ill today



Happy kicking!

Tigertot- better start giving your slave £2 a hour needs to be working alot harder

Bl00dy hell. It's a bit full on this comp.
I thought we would at least have a few days off after round one to wallow in our victory.

Keep at it TS. Team A is relying on you.

You would never catch me messing about on here in the day when I am supposed to be working either. Quite right.

you have, but the leaderboard on that site ENDs at the end of each month so if I don't end it on 30th then all your efforts will be gorrrrrrrn.

If y'all want longer I'm happy to combine November and December table but y'all won't be able to check it so post your scores or make a note or screenshot or something. Round 2 is hereby extended to midnight on Sunday so you can waste all weekend perfecting your kicking.

If this is the way its going to be on this round FA, are you going to take note of the highest scorer on friday night before the scores get wiped?

Minimum wage doesn't apply to geeks, rightly so. He's staying on £1 & still stuffin your sorry ass.

Will be nice to see you results then wont it



Keep kicking!! your kicking yourself a deeper hole

The thing is it is Friday night so I don't know what state I'll be in later on hence the original 9pm deadline

- I will try to do so but you shuldn't rely on it, that's why I suggested taking a screenshot of any late Friday hi-scores, I may get it done, I might not, but I sure as hell ain't cancelling my Friday night to sit and review the kicking hi-score table!

Why dont we just keep it to Friday 9:00pm deadline then?

Surley you cant be moving the goalposts

(il get my coat)

4 days will be enough surley

Beats me. Take it up with the organiser. Though I can never get any sense out of him.

HAHA.

Well i will post my best score on here at 5:00 on Friday as i wont be on over the weekend.

Kicking holes is so 70s. We use kicking tees now.

In the 70s, we used Eddie Tees.

OK the results for round 1 are now in










and a big thanks to guest judge fun time frankie off the HKR board and I'll start with frankie's succinct comments:





As invigilator, supervisor and dictator I have then gone on to award additional marks as follows:

broadybull 2
bobsmyuncle 2

- on the basis that anyone who at least makes the effort should get some points for trying. Plus I'm a sucker for pointillism, and also I get the post-ironic tone of broadybull's effort.

Blotto wasn't going to get anything as posting smileys is not a creative process but then offering the judges a virtual bribe was the sort of dastardly deed which is in the spirit of the competition and so I decided to award 0.1 points for that, and the fact that Eddie & Stevo may not look like a packet, but earn one.

terracesinger is guilty of sheer plagiarism but on the basis that he did get away with it for a short while, and for the sheer effrontery of thinking he could beat the system, also gets 0.1

No team posted a full house of entries, but
The Chloroform Rags A-Team
and
The Nick Zisti Appreciation Society
posted 3 apiece and so the MP award for Round 1 is split between them at 2.5 points apiece.

Therefore the final standings after Round 1 are:

1. The Nick Zisti Appreciation Society - 10.6
2. The Chloroform Rags A-Team - 9.6
3. Paul Deacon Is God - 7.0

Table link: [urlhttp://tinyurl.com/RABcompR1[/url

Well done my boys. And 5 for me! Come on. We are sitting happily in 2nd.
No-one likes to be leading the table this early on - just look at Wigan.

Well done team A, and also leading in the 2nd game so far

!

What happens now after round 1?

Bloody hell I am suprisingly terrible at this. Averaging about 1500.

Argh the damn thing goes blank when I try to submit. 2786 score not even on the 'cking list.