Ooh harsh.



Just trying to lighten the mood a bit. After all I blame him for everything that goes wrong at the Bulls so he is as well taking the blame for everything else!

However, whether you (or anyone else for that matter) find it funny or not really does not bother me in the slightest TBH.

Tut tut, what's your mum done wrong to you ?

It is a classic Freudian Oedipus complex.

ME is actually McNamaras lovechild!

That probably explains why I got bullied at school then.

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38. Steven Segal movies.

I quite like Under Siege - good cake scene

At school [ias well[/i you say . . . . .

121: My train to work being cancelled this morning
122: The old woman in the queue at Tesco who paid in pennies and thus ment I was nearly late back from lunch
123: Failure of UN Weapon Inspectors to find WMD's in Iraq
124: Steve Guttenburg
125: All movies staring Steve Guttenburg
126: The 100 Years War
127: The "Your Call is Important to us" automatied message when you ring callcentres
128: Childhood obesity
129: Nick Cage
130: The Black Death
131: Me stubbing my toe on the door NYE when ed
132: Being unable to find a matching pair of socks when you taken them out the dryer
133: Tim Henman failing to win Wimbledon
134: Unsightly hair growth

Agreed but I did think the first Police Academy film was funny, shame about the umpteen sequels.

136. Anybody mentioned global warming yet ?

(BTW there's nothing wrong with fingerless gloves)

It is a little known fact that the part of Steve McNamara was played by Craig McLachlan in the 2001 TV Movie Backlands (or to give it its original title, Abschied in den Tod)

137: REM's 1995 album Monster not being as good as maybe it could have been
138: The Cuban missle crisis
139: The alien crash cover-up at Roswell in 1947
140: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
141: Lack of decent fish and chip shops
142: That guy over there who's looking at me funny
143: Facebook
144: First Bradford buses not showing up
145: The threat of nuclear war during the Cold War era
146: John Lennon being murdered and Yoko Ono escaping without a scratch
147: EMO kids
148: Every time a man gets hit in the goolies
149: And I mean every time
150: Cos it bloody hurts for hours
151: The book "The Da Vinci Code"
152: The film "The Da Vinci Code"
152: Tom Hanks in the film "The Da Vinci Code"
153: The bloke who wrote "The Da Vinci Code"
154: The fact there's always sweets that you don't like left in the tin after Xmas and no one eats them so you end up trying them even though you don't like them and have to spit them out and people have a go at you for spitting out the sweet saying "why take it if you don't like it? honestly you do this every year, it's such a waste"
155: Me not being able to think of something funny for 155
156: Or 156
157: Getting an itch on your when you're in a situation where scratching it is out of the question
158: Mary Whitehouse and her ilk trying to tell people what they can and can't watch/read/think
159: Wasting your time reading this pile of rubbish
160: There is no item 160
161: There is no spoon
162: There is pizza for tea
163: The sky being blue
164: The Argintine invasion of the Falklands
165: Maradona's "Hand of God" cheating in the 1986 World Cup
166: Jade Goode
167: Dire Straights not having made a decent song since "Down, Down, Deeper and Down"
168: George W Bush winning the 2000 American election
169: Pele having to do those embarasing Impotentce ad's on telly

170: Martine McCutcheon

171 (&167): People confusing Dire Straits and Status Quo

172: Bradford Service Crew posting links to every Bulls item in the T&A

T'riffic shout FA. To think I had 100 and forgot about her!

This is ridiculous. The perfect moment song is a beautiful piece of music that moved me to tears when I heard it over the tannoy in Jack Fulton for the first time.

. . . . obviously the perfect moment for you MBBB



Tell me, where you in the frozen veg, meat or pre/part baked products part of the store?

They're just expressing the fact they're individuals...


...by looking exactly the same as each other.

Meat

173: This Guy

174: The fact my debit card only ever gets rejected in the Bull Ring store, despite it having money in it.

175. Billy Davis being the new Forest Manager.

176. People in the press thinking Forest Fans are annoyed by the fact that he's an Ex-Derby manager... When Blatently it's because he's just rubbish!

177. The Passion of the Christ.

178. The fact that my night of geting drunk with my best mate will now involve me getting drunk with my best mate and trying to think of more of these.

179. That only one Monopolies Commission is allowed

180. Dribbling in the wrong coloured trousers.

181: The wrong colour trousers dribbling on you
182: The fact Myleane Class mouth looks like her head's been split open with an axe
183: The fact the third film in a trilogy is usually a bit
184: A normal film/TV show etc suddenly having it's main charaters get their nudey fun on when one of your parents walks in your bedroom