I've been away,I don't know how to put pictures on here

"Nigel Wood in space"

Wouldn't of thought there would be much space wherever Nigel Wood is

That's funny. Best entry yet.

That's wotprtj some points. Surely.

And not just because he is on my team.

The judges scores are in, and here they come, also I will pick out some of the judges comments:

“Be vigilant” by Pumpety pump
“We were highly impressed with Pumpetypump’s obvious astronomical knowledge, as Uranus does, indeed, have rings (9 of them) a fact which is not known by most of the population. We were unsure whether the picture’s vertical misalignment was intended to evoke a feeling of hovering weightlessly is space, or just indicative of a luddite-like inability to even post a simple image properly, but it works. We would have liked more graphic detail of Uranus (or probably not, actually) but the entrant has gone to astonishing lengths to get absolutely right the actual distance that Nigel Wood would need to be to be in a stable orbit around the planet given their relative masses.
We score this entry 4.2”
Untitled by bullinenemyland
“Brilliant allusions to the fake Moon landing conspiracy theories (eg starts visible, which in daylight would not be possible; the accidental inclusion of a McDonalds near the studio, the misaligned shadows indicating multiple light sources etc). The image is a clear allegory of corruption and greed and the concept is well thought through. However due to a lingering doubt that this is 100% the entrant’s own work, (the signature “Rog” is a giveaway) the score has been adjusted.
Bullinenemyland therefore scores 3.8”

Untitled by vbfg
“Simple yet brilliant in its concept and execution, a stunning tour de force, perfect for the spirit of the competition. Particularly eyecatching was the clever use of a Red Arrow to indicate the position of the subject, the counterpoint between an agile, supersonic jet and an immobile lump of lard being near genius.
We will score vbfg 4.9”

“Nigel Wood is adamant” by Steel City Bull
“The judges would firstly like to highly commend the entrant for his dedication and persistence in tracking down the subject to take the photo in the first place. Additional marks have been awarded for his foresight in having taken with him a camera of almost sufficient wide format to take in much of the subject, even though sadly the girth of the subject has obviously been slimmed down in Photoshop to fit within the screen, it is still commendable. Not many people have side by side monitors.
We’ll give it 4.7”

“Awesome effort” by debaser
A novel concept which with a bit more work would have scored higher. Neither Uranus nor the subject, sadly, are in reality encased in a white block, but the idea of physically removing him from this planet to a location in the outer solar system was appealing to the judges.
All in all, scores 3.6”

“Hero” by thepimp007
“This astonishing artwork is, we are certain, entirely original, and so the judges assume that we have here discovered a new talent, on a pat with Michelangelo. In fact we are sure we have seen something similar on the roof of the Sistine Chapel, but not as good.
We have to give it 5!”

“Plenty of space” by tigertot
The imaginative use of a scene from one of the entrant’s well-known Ilkley orgies is noted and appreciated. However we have felt the need to mark it down a little for having invited the subject in the first place. Plus it’s just a copied picture of Mr Creosote, you lazy feckless twwat. On the other hand the judges did like the extremely tenuous link.
We score this one 3.2”


The bonus available for this round was 5 points but no team posted a full set of entries and so the team posting most entries is TEAM SJS and they get the 5 bonus points


STANDINGS at the end of Round 1

TEAM SJS – 18.1
TEAM MOLC – 8.5
TEAM EBOLA – 7.8

RAB FACTOR ROUND 2

Right you ugly lot, the next challenge is to post your high score on Turtle Odyssey at
[urlhttp://friv.com[/url

If you go to the main page, you will find this game on the TOP ROW, near the top right hand corner. Here is a picture for the hard of thinking, the clue is that a big fekkoff arrow is pointing at the right button:-



When you have got a high score take a screenshot and post your screenshot here like so:



The competition will CLOSE at 18:00 on Saturday 27/09/2014

Happy Hunting!

Err how do you do a screenshot? Can you post an equally informative picture?

I quit early because I have one eye on the playoffs.

Hang on if we can screen shot half way through a level I could post similar score to vbfg. Can we do that or is it end of level only?

It is your score that counts, if you want to stop a game even though your turtle still lives, then that's your choice.

Google "Lightshot" and get it installed.

When you want to do a screenshot you just
* press your keyboard Print Scrn button
* use your mouse to drag a box around whatever bit you want to take a picture of

then you can see loads of buttons for all the usual choices, Print, Copy Save etc

It is easiest (I think) to "Copy" the screenshot, then you can just go to imgur.com and Paste your image straight in. No need to register or any other boring . This will bring up a box with options, one of which is a BBCode link. If you select that it is copied to your clipboard.

The open your RLFans post and Paste the link in.

Couldn't be easier. And that is not kidding. You can do the whole thing by
* pressing one key
* 2 mouse clicks
* CTRL-V to Paste into imgur
* click to copy the code
* CTRL-V to paste that code into your RLFans post

You'd have to do it to see how easy it actually is. Don't worry, it's all free so you can practice as much as you want before doing the real thing.

I don't think you can access the game on an iPad. But I think I would have got a massive score if I could have.

Ta. I've updated my image with a new vbfg crushingly good score.

Got a problem, just completed the game with a score over 10'000 and it just ends it doesnt actutally tell you your score when it finishes it goes back to the start page :-S

Same with me but I'd pressed print screen periodically as I played. It's almost as if I knew it would be a contrary sod. I think you'll have to play again and screen shot before going through gate.

I think I may have a soloution to this.... Whilst playing the game it poped up 'Please dont forget to play number 2 after'

Why don't we combine the best score for each person for 1 and 2?

Quit early. It's the winning move.

Er, that would be because you're not two people?

I know, it didn't use to have this feature, but I asked them to add it, on a random basis, as I was looking for the gold standard annoyance factor

After wasting 10 minutes of my life trying to work out why nothing happened when I moved my mouse I inadvertently discovered it worked from my keyboard. I got 970, which I'm quite proud of actually. But I've failed on the screen shot thingy, you'll have to take my word for it.

You're incapable of pressing one key on a keyboard?

Really?



Can't you get your butler to press it?

Not sure whats up with my PC, when I press print screen it actually prints it through the printer rather than just copies it.

I got around the 7k mark but could do better after a couple of goes.

You've lost me on this one?

So take a pic of your printout!

Yes no problem, will probably scan it through.

Scale that up across 25000 people and you have the essential content of my life at the moment.