Did you get to do your first banning?

Well, what a bizarre episode that was. I can only assume that my knowledge of what has occurred at OK Bulls doesn't fit with the general, ill informed view.

Must be why some unknown person hacked my account to post such profanitites with the aim of having me removed.

Far be it from me to speculate who it may have been, but I would not be surprised if it were someone with a level of control over the forum.....

hmmmm.......

Hows the hangover?

Pathetic

No, it's all getting too weird now.

You changed your tune pretty quickly.

I have just seen a pig fly past my house.

Not at all. I said he'd got one thing right in 107 posts - I'd say that was fairly damning, too.

Your reaction to it rather proved me right, as well.

In all seriousness the EXTREME posts from your account came across as exactly that, a hacking. I can assure you categorically that the moderators of this board did not, and indeed cannot, obtain your login details even if we wanted to.

You need to PM us to discuss.

First time in 1026 posts for you then.

Nope, you two just aren't trying hard enough, have you not been paying enough attention to LD and FA? thats how you argue, none of this one line succinct nonsence....must try harder

I normally but a full stop after nope when I start it a sentence like that



This is a typical straw man because they never said they were trying hard



Gratuitous mention of FA and LD. Is that the best you can do?



If you can't spell nonsense I will assume you were trying to put "nonce sense" and that's against the AUP

No, get stuffed.

Apologies someone seems to have hacked into my account.

Far be it from me to speculate who it may have been, but I would not be surprised if it were someone with a level of control over the forum.....

Bite my FATWAD you EFFING JEFFIN Purple gitbank. It's fartknockers like you that make Are Ell a crapp y northern sport. with your 6 fingered hands. I want all tigers to get turned into rugs gibbon-headed gravalax.

I may have once when I was about 15 and very drunk, found myself in the company of as I recall, a rather stout lady behind the Mecca, but that aside I've never had sex with a whale

Oh my god. Dad?

An intelligent post for once. I reckon someone has hacked YOUR account PP.

However, I doubt that it would have been yourself as you have absolutely NO control over this board.

Have you ever had sex in Wales? If so, I reckon that would be acceptable.

Indeed FA I am sure you have not, but I forgot to mention a variant called Ahabitis which I am sure our friend has caught from an -oops - sperm whale. My bad.

Our Elle lost both hands in a lathe you heartless swine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm disgusted that a moderator can come on here making fun of the afflicted. 6 fingers? I'll give you a knuckle sandwich!!

You make me sick I spit on your grave I spit on your grave!!!!

Genius