You can see why its Alexei Sayle playing me in the movie of my life now.

No good pulling a face, we all know it's you Phelan, you evil bastarrd. Leave that Gary alone!

Oh yes,just to pass a bit of time till we are put out of our misery,who would play F.A. and Mystic Eddie

I will go for Jimmy Krankie for Mystic Eddie and Gok Wan for FA

He left me for dead. The ginger scumbag!

No no no! Give him a hug. Find some emoticons that suggest you forgive him and love him like a brother.

The sort of brother that you hide in the attic perhaps but a brother nonetheless.

I have a crazy brother and I hide him in the attic. And most of the time I point at him and tell him he's bonkers.

Also, I think this pinpointed attack on my personal circumstances is a breach of the AUP. You should be ashamed.

The attic?

You can't handle the attic.

I hate Ridlerbulls demented attic-ridden Brother almost as much as I hate the risen Jesus.

It's a fair cop. He's a pain in the .

I'm thinking of installing an intercom so I can guilt you into putting the kettle on while I'm up there.

Here he is, the attention seeker.

Christ, the cliques on RLFans are getting ridiculous.

have you tried syrup of figs

Ha. That's my best sorry face. The constipated face IS very similar but the eyes are more rolled up into the back of my head.

The bells palsy makes them all look similar.

Stavros Flattley

In a sensational twist, new images have emerged of the secret brother locked in the attic

Productive morning.

And productive morning to you, too.

Sadly that's no longer topical. Can you morph me with someone who has barely two pennies to rub together?

I would but I've had a jolly good ticking off already this morning from hindle for wasting my time, and don't want another flea in my ear.
=#FFFFFFYes I know it's feckin Branson, FFS
It's good that there are people out there able to spend productive mornings posting on forums so that they can comment about other people posting on forums though.

I was going to morph you with Richard Branston, on the basis that we just move from one pickle to another.

Yes, yes. Thou shalt not question the vark, etc. etc.

I apologise, the next pic can go on the fridge. No need to get cheesed off.

Oh my.

I've concluded you just don't get my sense of humour.

Bit of bants innit.

And the worst part of all, there was no condiment pun.

OTOH, Elkie Brooks was very good in her Vinegar Joe days