Some of that sweet Birds of a Feather merchandise and royalties money is exactly what we need.

To be honest i don't find them much fun, particularly when it comes to ownership. Player rumours are fine and i can live with people pretending they're in the know and getting peoples hopes up only to be let down with Richie Mathers. But i just want solid info when it comes to ownership. Too much at stake.

No wait, I think the new owner will be the contested Preah Vihear temple on the border between Cambodia and Thailand. I want us to be owned by a thing not a person.

I hate people who pretend to be in the know and make outlandish claims as to what might happen. Such losers.

Solid info?

Can't spot much of that, as yet tbh. Nor do I really expect to, we'll be last to find out, as usual. If there is anything to find out, of course.

Linda Robson's melodic tone would be perfect as pre-match announcer. Hearing her say "Let's hear the warcry" in that Essex accent would make the whole place electric.

Actually I've heard the new owner is going to be the theme tune to the 1980s BBC sitcom "Sorry".

Strange no-one has mentioned Donald Trump..he does have a record of owning British sports institutions and he won't be happy about those Canadians trying to sneak in by the back door....he's not happy about anyone sneaking in, as I remember. TRUMP to make the Bulls Great Again - you heard it here first.

I choose to believe that guy who once clicked the Create Group button on Facebook who also took part in the conversation. The conversation didn't happen and there is no rumour, folks.

Well, if it is the person who I am reliably informed it is, then the seagulls will have to stop following the trawler, like a Member acquires friend, not improperly.

Once you know, you'll be appreciative when jar's topped up by speaker

Mick's now tweeted that the new owner isn't a person or a thing, it is a smell. He hasn't given any details what the smell is but apparently it is pleasant.

The new odour will be announced next week.

Apologies for the last post if it caused any offence.

Oh hang on, I think I've just bought it. I pressed the wrong button on the website. I was trying to buy a scarf.

Too much to hope for cut-grass I suppose, but we might get freshly baked bread.

...or a nice Islay single malt!

Will you be changing you name to..."Scenti-Bull"

Rumour has it that [urlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_Mateschitz[/url may be interested in rebranding the club as the Bradford Red Bulls.

You heard it here first......

Who you heard this from?

There was a guy giving wings away.

It's the standard logical marriage of 2 great brands. Previously trotted out in 2014 & 2012. We would be affiliating ourselves with Red Bull & Formula 1, so it's a bit of a downgrade but beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

It's a middle eastern horse racing group who are friends with the good Doctor.

Not heard this since our last spell in administration and the administration before that

I know it's unlikely, but I'd be fine with the whole Red Bull thing.

For one thing it'd be simple branding plus financially we'd be on a more even footing with the bigger funded clubs in the league and hopefully that'll help us in our push towards promotion back to SL

in front now is hardly a gamebreaker.

Red Bull rumour -------It might have wings!